[JoeProBono]

The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Iranians. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Arabs or Muslims or Islamists on Star Trek."

Bolton laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

[Unc1e_Ivan]

LOL. That cracks me up!

FYI, my jab about the Klingons being Russian was really addressed to noprogs...

[Defiant]

That revision works, but it still never really happened. I remember that joke or a version of it not long after 9/11.