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Ever wanted to see a Hollywood biopic about the romance between young Bill & Hillary? (BARF)
Daily Caller ^ | 4-30-2013 | Jim Treacher

Posted on 04/30/2013 6:15:19 PM PDT by smoothsailing

April 30, 2013

Have you ever wanted to see a Hollywood biopic about the budding romance between young Bill & Hillary?

Jim Treacher

Well, too bad.

The Wrap:

Fresh off spectacular reviews for his Sundance film “The Spectacular Now,” James Ponsoldt is attached to direct “Rodham,” an indie movie about Hillary Clinton’s early years, TheWrap has learned.

Written by up-and-coming screenwriter Young Il Kim, “Rodham” placed fourth on the 2012 Black List. Set during the height of the Watergate scandal, the story follows rising star Hillary Rodham, the youngest lawyer chosen for the House Judiciary Committee to Impeach Nixon, who finds herself forced to choose between a destined path to the White House and her unresolved feelings for former boyfriend Bill Clinton, who is teaching law in Arkansas…

Ponsoldt has had good luck unearthing gems from the Black List, which catalogs Hollywood’s best unproduced screenplays.

Sounds like a winner. This is sure to be a box-office smash.

Incidentally, Hillary was also fired from that committee for unethical behavior, but I doubt that’ll make the shooting draft. Couldn’t fit the narrative less, could it?

She’ll probably be played by Jennifer Lawrence, right? As for Bill, I’m thinking… Seth Rogen? Jonah Hill? It has to be somebody who can deeply inhale and then lie about it unconvincingly.

That’s the way, Hollywood. Line up and help usher Hillary into the Oval Office in 2016. Like good little drones.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: billandhill; billandhillmovie

1 posted on 04/30/2013 6:15:19 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

I just threw up in my mouth


2 posted on 04/30/2013 6:17:00 PM PDT by JaguarXKE (Welcome to the new America.)
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To: smoothsailing

Ya’ mean where they’re both dating the same girl? No, I don’t want to see that!


3 posted on 04/30/2013 6:17:17 PM PDT by laweeks
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To: smoothsailing
No movie on the subject would be complete without Hillary's striped man-hunting pants.

4 posted on 04/30/2013 6:18:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: JaguarXKE

She also FAILED the DC bar exam, which left her nowhere else to go for a successful career but Arkansas to rid the Bill Clinton gravy train. .


5 posted on 04/30/2013 6:20:59 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: smoothsailing

I’d rather watch my dog lick his__________. You fill in the blank.


6 posted on 04/30/2013 6:21:47 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: smoothsailing

America wants to know who is bottoms and who is tops.


7 posted on 04/30/2013 6:22:37 PM PDT by WMarshal (Free citizen, never a subject or a civilian)
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To: smoothsailing

Arranged by the KGB during Willie’s secretive visit in Moscow in the late 60s.


8 posted on 04/30/2013 6:23:55 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: smoothsailing

sounds like she is running for pres.........but “what does it matter”..............


9 posted on 04/30/2013 6:28:44 PM PDT by blueyon (The U. S. Constitution - read it and weep)
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To: smoothsailing

LMAO

If they remade that show about Ole BJ, they’d have to name it D!CK DYNASTY.


10 posted on 04/30/2013 6:30:54 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: smoothsailing
I would love to slap their parents!
11 posted on 04/30/2013 6:33:08 PM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: smoothsailing

I would rather have a root canal with no novacaine.


12 posted on 04/30/2013 6:33:55 PM PDT by madmominct
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To: BenLurkin

Even back then it looks like Hillary was spouting

“What difference does it make”


13 posted on 04/30/2013 6:34:22 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: Mastador1

“”I’d rather watch my dog lick his__________. You fill in the blank.””

I would rather lick your dogs __________than watch anything with the hildabeast in it.


14 posted on 04/30/2013 6:40:07 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: shelterguy

Wow, okay you win that is number one on my weird - o - meter right now!


15 posted on 04/30/2013 6:42:44 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: smoothsailing

Names for the flicl.

1. Your Coke, My coke.
2. It Happened On The Way To Hookah Bar.
3. Wine and Red Noses.
4. I’m a Socialist, You’re a Socialist.
5. Bell, Book and Scandal.
6. Magnificently Obsessed With Socialism.
7. Schmuck Soup.
8. Brokeback Mountain ll, Is She, Isn’t She.
9. I Asked For a Woman and Look what I Got.
10. Bill and Monica and Hillary and Huma.


16 posted on 04/30/2013 6:47:08 PM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: smoothsailing; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

17 posted on 04/30/2013 6:59:17 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: BenLurkin

Uggh ... there went my lunch.


18 posted on 04/30/2013 7:00:22 PM PDT by YankeeReb
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To: a fool in paradise

Good lord, is that a pumpkin carving template?


19 posted on 04/30/2013 7:01:32 PM PDT by YankeeReb
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To: YankeeReb

you work second shift eh


20 posted on 04/30/2013 7:02:23 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: smoothsailing

I would rather listen to the tapes of an interview back around 1970, on Dickson Street in Fayetteville Arkansas.

A co-worker once worked in a radio news department and, during an ant-VN war protest, interviewed a naked man in a tree by the name of William Jefferson Clinton.

I tried to get him to release those tapes back in 1992 but he stalled and stalled till too late.


21 posted on 04/30/2013 7:04:16 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Do we now register our pressure cookers?)
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To: BenLurkin

22 posted on 04/30/2013 7:19:32 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: YankeeReb
I think she was mimicking the Moon.


23 posted on 04/30/2013 7:24:53 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Mastador1

what are you talking about??
heck 1- it will support a lot of out of work actresses
gennifer flowers, juanita bgrodderick, kathlyn willey, monica and about a thousand more.
2-Seeing bill apologize for all the bimbo eruptions could be more interesting than a lot of other things


24 posted on 04/30/2013 7:28:19 PM PDT by genghis
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To: smoothsailing
Oh I do hope Hollywood will waste 200 million on a completely hopeless script and lots of pointless special effects so I can NOT go and see it.
I won't even watch it when it's free on TV.

25 posted on 04/30/2013 7:30:32 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: Mastador1
I'd go see it if it was a prison flick...


26 posted on 04/30/2013 7:46:00 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: JaguarXKE

Not just no, but HELL no.


27 posted on 04/30/2013 7:49:16 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: smoothsailing

Flour power!!!


28 posted on 04/30/2013 8:13:29 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: smoothsailing

I wonder if the love scenes will be faked?

29 posted on 05/01/2013 12:58:00 AM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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To: smoothsailing

I heard that they had the same girlfriend in college...it’s what I heard anyway.


30 posted on 05/01/2013 8:18:22 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: areukiddingme1
I heard that they had the same girlfriend in college...it’s what I heard anyway.

Hmmm...


31 posted on 05/01/2013 8:34:32 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing
In case anyone forgot, we Freepers have already written some of it;

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1043918/posts

32 posted on 05/01/2013 1:09:19 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

LOL! Hollywood will never top that! :)


33 posted on 05/01/2013 2:36:25 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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