Why Did This Act Of Terrorism Occur? MEDIA COPY GUIDE

Free Republic Original Content | 4/15/2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

You are the 188^th Satisfied Customer!™

[N-R-T]

[Lazamataz]

Covered. :)

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Least I can do for you and your fine work is to return the favor, at least as long as my gov-subsidized solar-powered fun factory is humming along!

[Kickass Conservative]

Rush was off today. Quite the coincidence, don’t you agree?

I wonder what he was doing? Is EIB One on the Tarmac at Logan Airport?

Inquiring minds want to know...

LOL

[randita]

Flushing the Koran down the toilet.

Taking photos of Muslims with panties on their heads.

[The_Sword_of_Groo]

I’d like to submit Gitmo (Bush) to the list. Clearly a reason for terrorism. Not to be confused with Gitmo(barry) which we all know generates Skittles and Unicorn farts.

[Disambiguator]

I have covered High Capacity Magazines, unless your intent was to specify the elusive ‘30 round clip’.

Behold, a high capacity Banana Clip.

Following liberal "logic," a.k.a. "guilt by association,"

if "clips" are shaped like bananas, they must be bananas;

therefore bananas are bad and promote violence;

Harry Belafonte sang a song about bananas;

thus, the Boston Marathon bombing can be laid at the feet of Harry Belafonte.

[squarebarb]

Laz you are da man.

[Veto!]

52. Failure to appease the North Koreans

[BykrBayb]

Displaced polar bears.
The dwindling tiger population.
Haterz.

[Lazamataz]

Laz you are da man.

Close. I am A man. :)

[Lazamataz]

Well played.

[Lazamataz]

Of course!

[BlueDragon]

Day-O

like, too loud, man

[lyby]

Did they just say you don’t know squawt, Laz?
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Laz does not squawt!!! (Please tell me it’s not true!)

[BlueDragon]

Bacon wrapped smokies

[Revolting cat!]

George Zimmerman.

[Revolting cat!]

Richard Jewell.

[Revolting cat!]

Holocaust denial.