Why Did This Act Of Terrorism Occur? MEDIA COPY GUIDE

Free Republic Original Content | 4/15/2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Predictably, the American Pravda Press immediately began conjecturing that the tragic terrorist act in Boston, at the Marathon, was possibly caused by 'right wing extremists'.

Quoted Peter Bergen: ""One of the things that I'd be looking at, once the device, if it is a device, is found, what kind of explosives were used. If it, for instance, if it was hydrogen peroxide, sort of a signature of al Qaeda. If it was more conventional explosives, which are much harder to get hold of now, it might be some other kind of right wing extremists..."We've also seen other extremist groups, right wing groups, attacking, for instance, trying to attack the Martin Luther King parade."

On other parts of the web, liberal whackadoodles were trying to pin this, not on the three suspects in custody, but Sarah Palin, saying:

I consider myself a helpful fellow. So in that spirit, I offer MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and CNN the following blame assignment list:

The causes of this terrorist attack are, as follows.....

1. Racism.
2. White entitlement.
3. Christianity.
4. Gun ownership.
5. Cigarette sales.
6. Global warming.
7. Clearcutting of forests.
8. The BP Oil Spill.
9. George W. Bush.
10. Sarah Palin.
11. Racism.
12. Tea Partiers.
13. Tea Party Racism.
14. SEQUESTRATION!
15. The failure to embrace 'undocumented workers'.
16. The failure to reach out to Islam.
17. Racism.
18. Attempts to create a Mexican border fence.
19. Mitch McConnell’s stubbornness.
20. The NRA.
21. Pro-US sentiments.
22. John Boehner.
23. False accusations of Democrat voter fraud.
24. Birthers.
25. Racism.
26. Wayne LaPierre.
27. Keystone Pipeline.
28. Big Gulp Sodas.
29. Slavery prior to the American Civil War.
30. Fracking.
31. Non-union workplaces and Right to Work states.
32. Homophobia.
33. Hostility to Native Americans.
34. The Bible.
35. CO².
36. Slow implementation of Obamacare.
37. Republicans not caring about the unemployed.
38. Gold bugs and Preppers.
39. High capacity magazines.
40. SEQUESTRATION!
41. Violence against women.
42. Rejection of Sharia law.
43. Failing to make loans available to minorities.
44. Racism.
45. SEQUESTRATION!
46. Guns.
47. Unregulated internet.
48. Free Republic.
49. Racism.
50. People who mocked Liberals who said rape would be preventable with whistles, and vomiting and urinating on yourself.
51. Opposition to post-birth abortion.

There you are, my media propaganda friends. Fifty one fresh, crispy ways to blame the right for the actions of terrorists, who will undoubtably actually turn out to be Islamic extremists.

[Lazamataz]

I see that I forgot El Rushbo.

Sorry, dear Rush. My mistake.

[Lazamataz]

Karl Rove got demoted from Magnificent Bastard, to Simple Bastard (First Class).

[Chipper]

I’ll go back 19 years and say you need to add (insert minimum 4 adjectives) Talk Radio. That was the cause of OKC. Also I like to laugh and be disturbed, sometimes at the same time. Please add me to the ping list.

[Democrat_media]

The news media say right wing extremists or this is the culprit:

Actually , Muslims did it

[EEGator]

I love the five counts of racism.

[KC_Lion]

It was a Clip that Held 223 Bullets in it's Magazine!

[Lazamataz]

Five counts of racism is probably ten counts too few.

[humblegunner]

If there were more taxation and faggotry, these things would happen.
Also guns are bad for both taxation and faggotry. This is not coincidental.

[Reddy]

We need to tweet/facebook/distribute by any means possible this message:

“Where was Ayers during the bombing in Boston?”

Alinksy the cr@p out of the left.

Every time someone mentions the bombing (after today, out of respect for the victims) I am going to innocently ask if BA has anything to do with it.

[mnehring]

Ready to go down the rabbit hole?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022680115
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022680079
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022680024
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022680031
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022679988

And dozens upon dozens more like it. Warning, DU level language.

[Lazamataz]

You are the 186^th Satisfied Customer!™

[SpaceBar]

Art Bell was actually blamed for OKC.

[corlorde]

Might want to add our support of Israel, the Jews, Zionists and the like or any combination thereof.

[Lazamataz]

[Reddy]

You forgot “anti-Muslim video posted on YouTube”.

[TheBigB]

Failure to adequately fund public education!

[Cyber Liberty]

OH NO!!!

The stockpile of Ding Dongs I built before Hostess went out of business has run out!!!

[Lazamataz]

I am really missing the reasons today, aren’t I???

[Gator113]

I know this will sound a bit twisted to some, but every time these jerks attack us, I eventually smile.

My smile comes from the thought that if/when the SHTF, a good many folks committed to defending our country, will not be distracted by feelings or thoughts of regret, empathy......... or mercy.

[Fresh Wind]

Nice list, but I think you forgot to mention racism.