Skip to comments.READING OBAMA
Posted on 04/09/2013 9:59:18 AM PDT by Lazamataz
It has long been observed that you can usually tell what a Democrat is up to, generally, by what they accuse the opposition of specifically doing. This phenomenon is much more clearly manifested in Obama -- so much so, that you might be able to write a predictive activity log for him, simply by seeing what he accuses Republicans of doing.
On April 9th, it was reported that Obama accused the Republicans of using 'political stunts' to block gun control. Wait... what? Where did he make this accusation? Near Sandy Hook, Connecticut. What did he do the day before? Used Air Force One to fly relatives of Sandy Hook victims to DC to lobby for gun control. Most of us can clearly see that these are two political stunts intended to further gun control.
On April 7th, the Administration announced that the GOP must stop the "My Way or the Highway" approach to budget negotiations. Wait... what? Was this a statement issued from the man who found it unacceptable to cut two percent in the rate-of-growth of the budget?
Furthermore, concerning that issue: Obama made the rounds, repeatedly declaring that Republicans were responsible for Sequestration. Wait... what? As Bob Woodward eloquently laid out, Obama created the concept of the sequestration with the help of Secretary of the Treasury Jack Lew and White House congressional relations chief Rob Nabors.
On February 19, 2013, Obama stated that 'It seems like every 3 months around here, there's some manufactured crisis'. Wait... what? As shown above, didn't Obama CREATE the sequestration? Didn't his operatives direct, in an email, that it should hurt? Didn't he CREATE the conditions that allowed the Muslim Brotherhood to take over in Egypt and Libya? Didn't he (unsuccessfully) attempt to create a crisis in Mexico by importing large amounts of firearms to Mexican drug cartels, in a jaded and cynical attempt to drum up support for gun control? Didn't Obamacare CREATE the pending crisis in health care insurance?
It becomes immediate apparent to even the most casual observer that when Obama accuses anyone of anything, he is in the very midst of the behavior he criticizes. This makes two things clear: One, that he is fully aware that the behavior he is engaging in is wrong, and two, that an international opponent could easily determine Obama's direction by what he accuses foreign nations of doing.
And that second point, my dear readers, is a breach of our security.
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corrections are good. Now all we have to do is get zer0 to sit down and read instead of playing golf.
Anyone else seeing this stuff about McConnel getting his office bugged?
I did. I’m not sure how that fits with this editorial, unless Obama decried Republican efforts to bug the White House.
The Wait, what? kitteh ses we needs new Obama Wait, what? internet meme.
Great job, Laz!
Any and everything Obama accuses Republicans of doing, he has already done it himself.
Sheesh. I thought this was one of my better efforts, but it is dying on the vine.
America is still trying to recover from our mortgage crisis; and as we have listend to Obama for the last 6 years, we have heard him say it was Bush's fault and the fault of evil Wall Street. Yet here he is trying to re-ignite the mortgage crisis by making cheap easy sub-prime mortgages availabe again!
Needs a snappier title, something like “Check out Miss Latvia 2013! Swimsuit contest.”
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That would have been the best title.
Forget it. This thread ain’t going anywhere.
Yep, you can pretty much guarantee the truth is always the opposite of what Obama & company say.
“I dont want to pit Red America against Blue America. I want to be President of the United States of America.”
- BARACK OBAMA, 2007
“a steady, unthinking application of force . . is inadequate to the task. I know that the hardening of lines, the embrace of fundamentalism and tribe, dooms us all.”
- BARACK OBAMA, preface to Dreams From My Father
“vilification and over-the-top rhetoric closes the door to the possibility of compromise. It undermines democratic deliberation.” - BARACK OBAMA, 2010
I dont think hes ever done anything for political reasons. - Nancy Pelosi, speaking about Barack Obama
The inversion of truth in liberals’ lies causes dizziness: Invertigo.
How did I know that, having subscribed to Laz, i might want an extra shot or two this morning...
You never disappoint, FRiend!
PS...Dick Yeungling & Co. thanks you :-)
“Projection.” That’s what it’s aboot.
Great title for your next thread.
Everyone hates me.
Are you gonna go out and eat green worms? ;-)
I have come to the conclusion that anything Obama/Reid/Pelosi/Graham/McCain support - I’m usually at the opposite side of the issue.
In other words.... if their mouthes are moving they’re saying something I vehemently oppose.
“Needs a snappier title, something like Check out Miss Latvia 2013! Swimsuit contest.
If Obama is in it, the following would be more accurate:
Needs a snappier title, something like Check out Lower Elbonia’s Bath House Swimsuit Contest.”
I heard a blurb about the families being flown AF One. I didn’t think I heard it correctly. Sadly, it appears I did..
Though brief, it is clearly one of your best. Thanks for the ping Laz.
Uh..I liked it!
I try to be extremely brief in my editorials. Several reasons:
1) Greater chance of being read in today's short-attention-span citizenry.
2) Greater chance of being distributed in the space-sensitive internet page community.
3) I'm lazy.
(insert Abbie Hoffman wait, what ?)
They all hate me.
Sign me: Adolph
You don’t look behind the door unless you’ve hid there yourself. Obama constantly accuses us of things that he is up to his eyeballs in. His accusations that a few individuals like the Koch brothers dictate how repubs behave, exposes his Soros connections. His accusing the right of electoral fraud, exposes his own systemic and massive voter fraud.
He accuses the right of creating TEA with money and organizing propaganda, and insists that it cannot possibly be grassroots. This is because he all of his ‘spontaneous’ groups are created in precisely that manner.
Everyone hates me.
Most are indifferent.
I notice you shut down the thread rather than acknowledge my sick comment.
Some stories are only half as funny second time around.
Wait! What?? is perfect.
You are correct. If you want to know what Obama is doing look at what he is accusing Republicans of doing and paste it on his forehead.
And so was Groucho! and me too
“OH GOD, IT’S METASTASIZED TO MY PEEPEE!”
LMAO, still cracking up here on that one!!!!!
Now I’ll go read your thread, lol.
I was speaking with a patient the other day and I told him we need to bring back the tar and feathers. Took him 2 seconds to understand what I meant. He LHAO and agreed.
I luv ya Laz. We've been friends ever since we rode the short bus to school every day.
Serious is good, Laz my darling. You have a sharp, politically savvy mind, and you should put it to good use.
Nope. Ain't gonna concur with this one. Thanks again.
He may be a bad poker player, and a dangerous one at that, but he may also quite simply be spending so much time bouncing around from vacation to photo op that he has no clue what is really going on, no time to pay attention (ie Benghazi,) and no time - or perhaps inclination - to get some perspective on things from time to time. I’m not so sure Obama is evil, but I am quite sure he does evil things (I always think of the Born Alive Infant Protection Act,) and certain he is not up to this job. In essence, he is a very ineffective President. (Thank goodness!)