Posted on 04/08/2013 11:37:51 PM PDT by CMB_polarization
"We do not wish harm on foreigners in South Korea should there be a war,"
(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...
“South Korean kitchen scraps are gourmet items in North Korea....”
They don’t have a big dog problem either...
“Lil’ Kim is still rattling his saber.”
Before the last Korean war they had also rattled their saber for months.
At this point, they’ll have to detonate a nuke just to be taken seriously. They are about to run out of food so it’s very likely that war will break out soon.
Obama already said that he’ll never use nuclear weapons. The Norks think they can do anything they want.
>our 298,000 soldiers who are stationed in Korea.
That number seems high. I was thinking it was more like 30,000 or so.
The Happy Meals are hidden in the generals’ caps.
I meant to write 28,000. I’m sorry. I’m hyper-emotional about this: one of my sons is among the number.
“They are about to run out of food so it’s very likely that war will break out soon.”
They’re just preparing to defend North Korea from all the South Koreans trying to overrun the border so they can be part of yet another communist utopia...
“Yeah, I’m just wondering if they’re stupid enough to do it. Could be an interesting week.”
Well, on the one hand, it would be stupid for the N. Koreans to start a war. On the other hand, should they start one, an artillery barrage is the best tactic. Reason; the N. Koreans lack the logistics wherewithal to play offense. So, they need to lure the S. Koreans into attacking them and thereby enabling them (N. Koreans) to play defense.
Seoul ( and region ) live traffic looks normal now.
This is exactly right. Iran is up to something.
he’s this well-fed, western educated chubby man-child surrounded by emaciated little generals wearing medals from imaginary battles.
It’s almost a bad movie..
Translation:
Hey, Obama, your check still hasn't come in the mail. I'll give you some more time before I rattle my sword again.
Yawn. I can’t even take them seriously. Every day it’s something else. They like the attention they are getting from this, and they like trolling the world stage, but I don’t see them doing anything because they know they are finished if they do.
Yeah, my little brother is there as well and my best friend still has family in Seoul and he’s freaking out.
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Except for the "chubby" part, you could be writing about The Obama...
I was wondering about when we’d start seeing “Pictures of Kim Looking At Stuff”, like his father used to do.
Good point.
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