“Hey Kim. This is you Comrade in the revolution Barack. I know you are new and need to show the world you are tough, I also could use a minor conflict to shore up my Commander in Chief cred. Need to start thinking “legacy” you know! So I have a plan. You start a bunch of threats and rabble rousing, which will culminate in you sinking a South Korean ship or firing a few shells on to one of our bases. Then I’ll fire some cruises missiles at one of your abandoned bases...oh you’ll make sure some political dissidents are at those bases, great killing two birds with one stone, I like it! Lol! Wish I could do that with the conservatives in this country! Then we will both go on TV with our respective compliant state run medias and take credit for a grand victory. It’s a win-win!”
Hey Kim. This is you Comrade in the revolution Barack. I know you are new and need to show the world you are tough, I also could use a minor conflict to shore up my Commander in Chief cred. Need to start thinking legacy you know! So I have a plan. You start a bunch of threats and rabble rousing, which will culminate in you sinking a South Korean ship or firing a few shells on to one of our bases. Then Ill fire some cruises missiles at one of your abandoned bases...oh youll make sure some political dissidents are at those bases, great killing two birds with one stone, I like it! Lol! Wish I could do that with the conservatives in this country! Then we will both go on TV with our respective compliant state run medias and take credit for a grand victory. Its a win-win!
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Don’t forget about diverting our attention from the economy, Benghazi, gun control etc. Rodman, the go-between did what he was told to do. Who would suspect a moron envoy passing info from obama to Lil Kim.
And please do me this favor, my Comrade... make sure they're dressed in military uniforms, so I can gain the credit I need to be seen as the Great Leader (oops.. strike that, your esteemed and beloved grandfather owns that one).. Glorious Leader that I believe I am.
In shared revolutionary fervor, Comrade Barack