Skip to comments.Speaker Boehner says he will be more aggressive (VANITY)
Posted on 04/01/2013 7:04:16 AM PDT by plain talk
Speaker John Boehner declared that he will try a different approach in dealing with the administration. The Speaker said he went to Easter service and when he walked outside the clouds parted and he was presented with a vision. He said he went home and the Holy Spirit guided him to nagivate his computer browser to www.freerepublic.com. Speaker Boehner said he was truly amazed and has now seen the light of conservatism. The Speaker said he be more aggressive in dealing with the Obama administration and would immediately begin filing articles of impeachment against President Obama while demanding 10% spending cuts across the board.
However I could not help notice as I was interviewing him that he had one hand behind his back. I peered and indeed ... his fingers were crossed.
No wait... it's April Fool's Day....
This makes the third thread about GOP growing a spine - for APRIL FOOL!
I like where this is heading
It will be hard for him to crack down more aggressively on Conservatives that he has done. now, there is a possibility that he will include more Democrats in his servicing, a/l/a obama. That is the only way his aggressiveness can increase, or maybe him and Roberts can arrange more meetings at the bathouses.
Gotta be April Fool’s day...or more properly...Boehner day.
To be aggressive one needs cojones.
Boehner is still late on making his first installment lay away payment on one cojone...shipping date estimated May 2034.
I’m getting pretty tired of these April Fools day posts.
Does that mean he’s going to bend over faster?
Wake me up when that happens. zzzzzzzz
Fool me once....
The word “more” gave you away
seriously can people stop posting april fools day crap?!?
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