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Obama Declares April 1 ‘Fiscal Responsibility Day’
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Posted on 04/01/2013 6:19:26 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Obama Declares April 1 ‘Fiscal Responsibility Day’ April 1st, 2013 Scott Ott

Obama signs National Fiscal Responsibility Day declarationPresident Obama declares April 1 ‘National Fiscal Responsibility Day’, as the infants and toddlers of Wall Street bankers crawl around his desk just out of the camera’s view.

In a White House ceremony this morning, surrounded by young children of Wall Street bankers, and of staffers at the Federal Reserve, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, President Barack Obama signed an executive order designating today as ‘National Fiscal Responsibility Day.’

The president said the declaration would both “recognize the Herculean efforts of members of Congress and the Executive branch in paring down the federal budget to its core essentials, as well as issue a challenge that still more can be done to achieve the dream of my personal hero, President Calvin Coolidge.”

In fact, Obama echoed Coolidge, saying: “I am for economy, and after that I am for more economy. At this time, and under present conditions, that is my conception of serving all of the people.”

Obama noted that from now on, the first day of April each year will “remind all Americans of the kind of government we ordained and established in our Constitution — one of limited, enumerated powers, that maximizes individual liberty.”

“The best way to achieve that is to perpetually devote ourselves to reducing the size and scope of the federal government,” Obama said, noting that the “little children are the ultimate beneficiaries of our frugality, since they will inherit a government that pays its way day-by-day without a load of unsustainable borrowing.”

The President encouraged all Americans to greet each other today with a cheery “Happy Fiscal Responsibility Day!” but to exchange cards and gifts “only if you can do so without incurring additional debt.”


TOPICS: Breaking News; Political Humor/Cartoons
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1 posted on 04/01/2013 6:19:26 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

Oh, I get it... earth humor arrr arr arr.


2 posted on 04/01/2013 6:21:37 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Sub-Driver
Scott Ott Rocks!!!

0bama = Fool

3 posted on 04/01/2013 6:22:04 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: Sub-Driver

I wish 0 was just an April Fool’s joke.


4 posted on 04/01/2013 6:26:58 AM PDT by Jane Long (Background checks? Dandy idea, Mr. President. Shoulda started with yours. - Sarah Palin)
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To: Sub-Driver

April fools...


5 posted on 04/01/2013 6:27:47 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Sub-Driver

6 posted on 04/01/2013 6:29:34 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Sub-Driver

This president and fiscal responsibility just can’t be in the same sentence together.


7 posted on 04/01/2013 6:37:48 AM PDT by lurk
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To: demshateGod

Hey what about the other months?? They all have first days and nobody cries “September Fool” for example :(

-by FFMF > Fools For Monthly Fairness
(I’m angling to be O’s Monthly Fairness czar :)


8 posted on 04/01/2013 6:39:18 AM PDT by citizen (We get the government we choose. America either voted for Obama or handed it to him by not voting.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Great job Scott!


9 posted on 04/01/2013 6:39:36 AM PDT by upchuck (Free Republic: faster than a speeding bullet!)
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To: Sub-Driver
The best April Fools' Day jokes have a chance of fooling people. I rank this one with a headline on the Pope converting to $ciencefictionology.
10 posted on 04/01/2013 6:39:51 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Hey, you funny guy!


11 posted on 04/01/2013 6:43:35 AM PDT by McGruff (You are either with us or you are with the RINOs.)
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To: Sub-Driver
Obama Declares April 1 ‘Fiscal Responsibility Day’

Just as we are all getting wiped out

DrudgeReport

12 posted on 04/01/2013 6:45:35 AM PDT by SC DOC
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To: Sub-Driver

Every day is April Fool day when the vocal odors come from the Obamadork, the ultimate cretin quota baby, the idiot, the birth certificate master manipulator, the crook.

Obama is slime.
Obama is smelly slime.
Obama is felonious smelly slime.
Obama is the bottom of the slime, from which all slime grows.

Twenty years from now, the country will have a mandatory two minutes of hate - directed at the Obamadorkthing.


13 posted on 04/01/2013 6:53:03 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: MrB

Fiscal responsibility to Obaba means he and his spoiled family go on yet another multi-million dollar vacation at the expense of working class people and the working class people eat cake to pay for Obaba.

Obaba’s motto: More for me and less for you.


14 posted on 04/01/2013 7:01:13 AM PDT by OldArmy52 (The question is not whether Obama ever lies, but whether he ever tells the truth.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Ha ha ha.


15 posted on 04/01/2013 7:06:47 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: Sub-Driver

With the onset of fiscal responsibility there is new hope for change in the pockets of all Americans. I heard that was a quote given just before obama resigned and Gogol apologized.


16 posted on 04/01/2013 7:15:51 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Sub-Driver
so we'll only try to be responsible for one day each year?
17 posted on 04/01/2013 7:29:58 AM PDT by Drawn7979
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To: Sub-Driver

18 posted on 04/01/2013 7:33:52 AM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: Da Coyote
"Twenty years from now, the country will have a mandatory two minutes of hate - directed at the Obamadorkthing"

Twenty years from now Queen Hillary will decree a day of worship for the times known as the Obamanation of that horrible place known as America...

19 posted on 04/01/2013 7:45:51 AM PDT by unread
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To: Sub-Driver

My ‘fiscal responsibility’ for today, is not spend any of my hard earned money!


20 posted on 04/01/2013 7:48:09 AM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: Sub-Driver
No joke: Obama signs "pay as you go" rule into law
21 posted on 04/01/2013 8:03:44 AM PDT by Deo volente (God willing, America shall survive this Obamanation.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Obvious 4/1 post. I can handle these as they are so blatant.

It’s the articles about the regime that to all outward appearances must be a joke, till you find out it is business as usual for zer0 and his clown troop...these are the REAL April fool joke 365 days a year into the 5th miserable year.


22 posted on 04/01/2013 8:45:14 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Was Zero the sodomite with his butt buddy Reggie Love at the basketball game where he was booed? Thought one of his bros looked familiar.


23 posted on 04/01/2013 8:54:13 AM PDT by TheBigJ
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To: Sub-Driver
Not far from the truth...at all
Obama Proclaims April the Month to Teach Young People ‘How to Budget Responsibly’
24 posted on 04/01/2013 8:58:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: MrB

it’s as if a giant sinkhole has opened in DC and there is no way to close it.. except stuff more dough into its hugh orifices.. and hope global varming bakes ‘em into giant plugs.. plugs Uncle Joe and Bahney FRank would be proud to sport.


25 posted on 04/01/2013 9:11:41 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: Sub-Driver

Both major parties are ruining the country we live in and sadly that’s not a joke.


26 posted on 04/01/2013 12:20:34 PM PDT by dowcaet
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To: Sub-Driver

It’s too bad nobama won’t read this.

Why, what’s wrong with you upchuck, who knows, he might read it.

No, he won’t read it for one simple reason. He won’t understand it and neither will any of his thuggish minions. Of course, the person behind the curtain will understand it. BIGTIME!


27 posted on 04/01/2013 3:01:59 PM PDT by upchuck (Free Republic: faster than a speeding bullet!)
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To: Sub-Driver

How apropo.


28 posted on 04/02/2013 3:14:34 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Sub-Driver

April Fools!


29 posted on 04/03/2013 4:49:08 AM PDT by ReformationFan
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