USS Gag Me
USS Feel Good
How about the USS Christie. Adrift off the coast of Jersey in a sea of his own stupidity?
Oh wait the tide has turned. I’m changing boats.
Just remember, the US Navy is a “ global force for GOOD”, dontchaknow.
I'm outraged -- outraged, I tell you! that they haven't yet named a ship for Fred Rogers or Michael Jackson. Where's the love?