You did get the part right about him being the Teleprompter President.
I also got the other part right too . . . One good example is the part about him being a sock puppet . . . don't forget that Valerie Jerret, unelected and unconfirmed, didn't give Obamstupidass permission to get Bin Laden until the 4th time he asked her. Imagine . . . he had to get HER permission to kill the monster.
This jackwagon has so many strings pulling him that he can't do anything without unelected and unconfirmed people's permission.