‘First words out of my mouth were “Sorry, honey, you’d have to pay me!” It was almost comical how quickly she let go.’
LOL! Just think if you told your GF or wife that you’d charge her to have relations with you! The look on their face? PRICELESS!
I’m so good that it would be worth every penny because I have it all: size, stamina and technique. Mrs. Vigilanteman is a lucky lady.