Ridiculous....This is not government business.
Maybe it will turn out to be like underage beer purchase.
Person goes to store and buys 1 12-oz cola. Loiters in parking lot and waits for someone going toward the store and gives them, like $5, to buy another 12-oz cola to give to the first person.
Worked with underage beer procurement!
Now the guy has 24-oz of cola! HA!