"I’ve Had Death Threats Every Day": Piers Morgan's Brave Gun Control Campaign (Barf Alert)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/ ^ | March 5, 2013 | Clemmie Moodie

[Biggirl]

He has always been a love him or loathe him figure... and never more so than in America today.

Piers Morgan finds himself adored by millions of fans of his CNN show and simultaneously loathed by millions of others for his outspoken views on gun control.

[Westbrook]

So Piers, you have armed security? Do you yet see the value of firepower superior to that of your potential attackers?

Prolly not.

He’s too much of a hand-wringing bed-wetter.

[cotton1706]

Not to worry, one of those wooden stick that British Bobbys carry will thwart any death threat. He could begin to carry one of those...or he could get a gun. Just in case.

[Ironfocus]

We should start sending him some whistles.

[TexasCajun]

"Those guys aren't my armed security! ...those guys work for CNN!"

[Lazamataz]

Total puff piece. With lines like THIS:

When [Percy Morgan] emerged, he found himself surrounded by 60 combat-wearing, bullhorn-wielding, rifle-waving fanatics chanting abuse.

... there can be no mistaking where the Mirror's loyalties lie.

[70times7]

Piers Morgan finds himself adored by millions of fans of his CNN show...

Apparently Morgan's convenient imagination is as good with ratings numbers as it is with gun facts. His viewership spiked to a whopping 255K when Alex Jones came on. It has been dropping like a rock since.

[dainbramaged]

Piers Morgan finds himself adored by millions of fans
Really? Millions? Okay....

[ozzymandus]

Read this the other day. Full of lies and hatred of gun owners. Millions of fans? With his ratings? How about a few thousand people too lazy to change channels?

[Biggirl]

That is why it came with the barf warning.

[Biggirl]

Maybe in his mind that is.

[Resolute Conservative]

Spoons.

[tumblindice]

We would like to see him go home but his own country won’t take him back.
Someone call INS? Oh, what am I thinking ... they’re busy trying on new uniforms.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/dec/26/petition-us-piers-morgan-uk

[Biggirl]

Figures.

[Obadiah]

Piers Morgan is an attention whore who is simply trying to drive up viewership to save his job.

[RedMonqey]

Piers’ fame is at an all-time high and his nightly CNN show is watched by between 300 to 500 million people.

What a croc of “ CNN”

[Biggirl]

In other words, D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E.

[AdSimp]

but that is correct - between 300 and 500,000,000 viewers.

[N. Theknow]

adored by millions of fans of his CNN show

??????????????

Obviously counting the empty chairs in the airport or the multiple personalities of the mentally deranged who might view his show.

[SparkyBass]

Piers, calls from your mother do not count.