Global warming *vanity*

http://news.yahoo.com/sea-ice-melts-storm-surges-batter-arctic-coasts-205854491.html ^ | 03-04-2013 | Becky Oskin

[Kevin in California]

So my lib co-worker (he's really a brainwashed global warming fanatic and believer) sends me the attached link story telling me there's global warming- LMAO.

Here was my e-mail reply back to him...LMAO

Junk science at it’s best

Warm days=global warming Cold days=global warming Mild days=global warming Snowy days=global warming Rainy days=global warming Hail days=global warming Tornados=global warming Twisters=global warming Hurricanes=global warming Windy days=global warming Still days=global warming Sunny days=global warming Dark days=nighttime but global warming instead Melting ice=global warming Non melting ice=global warming High tides=global warming Low tides=global warming Disappearing bees and polar bears=global warming

[hal ogen]

Don’t you just want to slap these LIB fools?

[BenLurkin]

Send her this from USA Today:

“As Arctic ice melts, full steam ahead for shipping?”

http://www.usatoday.com/story/weather/2013/03/04/climate-change-arctic-shipping-lanes-global-warming/1962685/

[BuckeyeTexan]

You forgot acid rain, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, dwindling rain forests, droughts, famine, obesity, MRSA, and erectile disfunction.

[BykrBayb]

What about zombies? Are they no longer relevant?

[BuckeyeTexan]

There have been no definitive studies to substantiate the claim that zombies are a direct result of global warming. However, the general consensus among experts is that an indirect link does exist.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Ask him how a gas (CO2) that has a zero point zero percentage in the earths atmosphere can cause global warming, especially when water vapor is the main culprit, the main cause of global warming which is how Venus became a greenhouse planet. Oh but that's right, Al Gore can't very well convince the psychos and wackos out there that water can be regulated unless he can get God almighty to rid us of the ocean. Now let me post my favorite photo of Al Gore with his bloodshot stoned/drunk looking eyes because as we all know, being stoned/drunk is perfectly acceptable when you are a Democrat.

[PATRIOT1876]

HeeHee!

That’s a good one!

Similar to ones I’ve posted.

It’s as if the global warming nuts are the house and you lose if the roulette wheel marble lands on red or black!

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Years ago, a coworker would go on and on about “global warming” and “the melting arctic.” Finally, I commented that there was a silver lining. We would be better able to study the ancient viking settlements currently buried in the ice of Greenland. You could see the circuits misfiring behind the glazed eyes and I never heard anything about global warming from him ever again.

[CharlesMartelsGhost]

And don’t forget biodiversity and conservation biology, junk science siblings of globull warming.

[jonno]

Ask him following questions:

- What is the average temperature of the earth SUPPOSED to be?

- What is the water level of the the oceans SUPPOSED to be?

(My favorite response to date: “the ocean level is supposed to be where it is NOW.”)

[Texaspeptoman]

Send this link to him and ask for an explanation. "A compilation of news articles on the global cooling scare of the 1970′s" http://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/03/01/global-cooling-compilation/