I liked the “Went to bed a law-abiding citizen...woke up a criminal.”
I was thinking it was private citizens at their best, faced with a challenge, and look at all the different ways they met it! Next time I want to have a sign on a pole. Most every place I’ve been w/one have been faced with wind gusts, too; can’t think of a good way around that challenge.
Put it on a flag with a rod pocket at the top (maybe at the bottom too), and have the flag held extended by a fiberglass rod or a curtain rod.
I know what you mean. I took my Mom to the very first Tea Party rally here where strong wind in the spring (and fall and winter) is a constant. I just grabbed the flag and pole we put out on the deck to take with us. A 3’X5’ flag. I had no idea how much sail power 3’X5’ of cloth has. I DO NOW! LOL