[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I wonder if the assailant has Obamacare?

I think he was just looking for his Voter Id. card.

The woman who shot the perp was just carrying out the Conservative version of “Defense of Women Act”, the effective version, as you can see.

[STD]

Give us your best Double tap jingle. Here’s another;

Always Double Tap, it was good enough for Osama, it should be good enough for your intruder’