The way the courts are going, next it will be farm animals.
Or, my shoe. Soon it will be legal to marry my shoe. Or an orange juice can.
Freaks are on a roll now.
Back in 2005, a British woman "married" a dolphin, in Israel.
Fox News reported:
Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.
"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said yesterday, upon her return to London.Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.
When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy."
The "wedding" took place in December 2005. In June 2006, Cindy died.
I just LOVE the way ELSIE scratches behind my ears!