[Zuben Elgenubi]

We need another high-profile murder spree or an equipment malfunction by the likes of Beyonce to take the peoples’ mind off the financial news.

[Colinsky]

We need another high-profile murder spree or an equipment malfunction by the likes of Beyonce to take the peoples’ mind off the financial news.

Don't worry, if nothing else erupts, they'll figure out something...hey, snow in February, who ever heard of that! Swamps all other news!