[tumblindice]

When I wore a much younger man’s clothes, I once saw a talented young woman, with quite large ‘bazookas’, swing two tassle pasties ‘round & ‘round.
The kicker was, she had them going in opposite directions. Don’t ask me how. USA USA USA!

[boop]

...Don't do the crime if you can't do the swine...

Hat tip to Baretta.

[Terry Mross]

Well, some people are just talented.