Posted on 01/28/2013 3:16:10 AM PST by Kartographer
Iran has denied media reports of a major explosion at one of its most sensitive uranium enrichment sites, describing them as Western propaganda designed to influence upcoming nuclear negotiations. Reuters has been unable to verify reports since Friday of an explosion early last week at the underground Fordow bunker, near the religious city of Qom, that some Israeli and Western media have said caused significant damage.
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it was a collision between two giant spiders
The IAEA can tell us about it next time they swing by to check on Iran’s peaceful nuclear energy program. /S
If there was an explosion there should’ve been some radiation released.
at underground uranium facility But, Bendy, we... 
saw the explosion up here!
Listen up, boys and girls, what really happened... 
is stranger than fiction:
I'll tell ya, Captain, if Obama is gutless... 
me and my boys will solve the problem ourselves--
Okay, men... 
get into attack formation.
There she is. The Fordow complex... 
and we are here to make it go boom.
This is for all of us... 
who own 'assault rifles' and .44 Mags!
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...
...
As one of the 200 some workers at Fordow, I can positively attest... 
that absolutely nothing happened there at all!
We all escaped, but the Ayatollah... 
put us under Obamacare--
No matter what the Drive By Media says, you got the straight truth... 
right here--
All one has to do is check seismic activity logs for the day in question.
So far, I find no significant activity that day, in that area.
Bend, what would we do without you?
You are correct, tanuki. Without Bender, we'd just stand around... 
winding our watches--
Yeah, Leo, but Bendy is here and that means we can... 
shoot all the bad guys we want!
Yes, we can, Clint, and every day... 
I am thankful we have Bend around.
Bender is a nasty, nasty boy, BUT he is... 
our nasty, nasty boy.
It is without any doubt, Franklin, if we had had Bender in 1940... 
the war would have ended three year earlier.
If Bender had been my First Mate on the Pequod... 
I'd have nailed Moby Dick's lily white hide to the barn door!
No offense, Captain, but that is a little pea-picking... 
far fetched--
Just relaxe, Ward, Bendy is here... 
and he can be hard on beaver tonight.
Yeah, Sapphire tell me... 
the same thing every night!
few, if any will recognize any of the characters in it-- I recognize all of them, Bend, but then again... 
here I am naked as a jaybird and deader than a doornail.
Bender you knew the Them Spiders
Sweettt
I saw them on Svengoolie on couple months ago on ME TV LOLOLOL!
BTW even Al Jazeera English news pick up the story LOL!
Despair not, Bend! Enough of us still do.
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