I foresee a tragic boating accident in my future, and the loss of everything aboard.
Boating accident? Tell them to try and take em. Choose your time to make a stand, not them.
Sadly I was out shooting in the desert and my entire kit holding all my guns fell into a unmarked mine shaft that coincidentally caved in afterwards. A sad, sad day, as I had no way to record the exact site I have never been able to find the place again!
Yes officer, can you believe it ... my entire gun safe went into the water ... and since my GPS is broken ...