[GVnana]

Like mopping the floor with Piers Morgan!

[ConservativeInPA]

Piers Morgan was just hired today as a special guest speaker at the show. Also appearing with Piers is Ellen Degenerate, who will give three seminars on the topic: Lesbians and Vegetarian Cooking: How to Survive in the Bush.

[EDINVA]

Piers will cover the show with his own twist that the poor attendance resulting from the boycott (that he won’t mention) shows a decline in support for firearms.