When will Obama do something to stop this epidemic of Hammer Violence?
Sometime soon after he's heard from the nation's children, begging him for meaningful action to stop it.
If you think about it, one of the oldest motives for murder of a spouse is a life insurance policy. We need to outlaw all life insurance policies. Take that, Warren Buffet.
Executive order: all hammers will now be covered in two inches of foam rubber. This will make them useless for hammering nails, but also as assault weapons.
Sooo when obammy comes for my Kimber I should start carrying a claw hammer?