Skip to comments.My Conversation With a Douchenozzle
Posted on 01/10/2013 3:55:41 AM PST by BO Stinkss
Douche belongs in a freak sideshow.
You know, I’m often amazed at some people’s belief that our Founders had NO IMAGINATION WHATSOEVER.
I mean, it’s easy for me (and the idiots) to imagine warp drive, laser guns, light sabres and the transporter, right? One day we may actually have some of these — we already have “communicators,” (cell phones) and “medical diagnostic tables” (MRI machines), do we not? Apparently, though, these same idiots do not believe that George Washington, while fighting a battle with a musket that took two minutes to load, ever said to himself, “Gee, wouldn’t it be nice to be able to shoot more than one bullet at a time before I had to reload?”
Well, I don’t believe it; it’s ridiculous on its face.
LOL great post. This reminds me of something I read about years ago that turned out to be an urban myth but also gets the point across effectively. A retired Air Force Col. while on the board of directors for the Boy Scouts was interviewed by phone by some bimbo from the BBC about an upcoming annual jamboree. She asked the colonel about the events that would take place, and he explained that they planned softball and basketball tournaments, seminars on conservation and survival skills in the wilderness, as well as target and skeet shooting. The reporterette interrupted him and asked, “you mean with real guns?”, to which he replied, “Absolutely”. “Isn’t that dangerous?” she asked, as she was becoming unnerved. The colonel explained that the kids will go through training and take safety courses with NRA-certified instructors. He tried to assure this ditz that none of the boys would so much as lay a finger on any of the guns until they know and can demonstrate how to handle them safely and responsibly. The reporter then stated that “when you teach a child to shoot a gun, he becomes a potential killer!” To which the colonel quickly replied, “and when you first learned about sex, you became a potential prostitute, but you haven’t turned any tricks yet, have you?”, click, hello? HELLO?
Funny stuff. That third picture is great. He finally gets it or he’s wetting himself.... or both.
What leftists (or leftist nitwits like that one) never grasp is that the main purpose of the second amendment was to protect citizens from tyrannical governments. Like the one we currently have.
That’s awesome...thanks for enlarging it.
Douchenozzle needs to eat something. Anything. Good grief. Good retort Sgt.
What comes first?
When a baby liberal is born are they just “butt assed” ugly or do they turn ugly when they reach voting age?
You can tell by how ugly this guy is that he is really, really eat up with his liberal thoughts.
Considering that those who want to take your gun rights away scan electronic media, use drones with missles, IR, and Laser sighting a 15 rd Glock is just a speedbump.
In your face, Douchenozzle!
HA, HA, HA!
Your debate opponent is appropriately named...
Avid inventors like Franklin and Jefferson would have instinctively known that weapons would continue to evolve just like they had done up to that point in history.
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