Simple solution: Inflate the money—don’t inflate the checks given out to Leeches. When they cant afford to buy food or lodging—they will go back to work at humble jobs or die off. This happened in Russia—will happen here. With funny money (Also known as Obamabucks) we can pay off China with new paper. We will all be millionaires! Yes, a few riots and all but that means more jobs for guards and police. New growth businesses—bars for windows, security doors, Lawyers, Prisons, Graveyard workers.
Not sure if serious?
Inflation is an indiscriminate weapon. It hits the productive and unproductive equally. And it arguably hits the productive much harder by inflating away their paychecks, while the unproductive at the bottom have at least some protection in COLA increases. And the unproductive in the higher echelons benefit mightily, as they are in a position to play inflation hedges and carry-trades.
I wrote this, and then re-reading your post, the needle on my sarcasm detector started to bounce.