Posted on 12/27/2012 11:16:08 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Those guys from Monty Python had their homeland pegged, four decades ago. Sounds like it’s gotten much, much worse since then.
Common sense tells me you must be kidding. Experience tells my you're probably not.
butcher chickens.. not people. (you got a beef with that 8?)
ban volcanic eruptions too..
there are no limits to man’s barbarity or some’s ignorance as well., somewhere somehow somebody is gonna stick ya in the back eventually even maybe.
The first murder was committed at the dawn of antiquity by Cain, a farmer. He killed his brother Abel, a shepherd. Guns did not exist and if it was pre-iron or bronze age, swords and knives were non-existent as well. So, by the context, we can infer that Cain killed Abel with a Big rock, or perhaps a flint chip, or his bare hands.
Abel was just as dead as if he were shot with an AR-15.
Humans will do what humans will do.
Logan berries aren’t the problem - it’s the hands ... all hands should be banned - they ARE the weapon that holds all the rest of the weapons. If hands are amputated, there will be less violence.
But why stop there?
It’s the brain that controls the hands that control the weapons. If brains were removed they’d be no violence... Finally, we’ve got the answer liberals have been looking for...
As I posted in the earlier thread, I can’t stab anyone with my kitchen knife, but I can dismember someone with my Japanese cleaver, which I use for everything!
ugh
In our town, a woman went to the wedding of her ex-boyfriend. She grabbed the knife which had been used to cut the cake, and stabbed him in the heart. He lasted till an ambulance got there. In court, she claimed he had been abusive to her. 2005 - and is aready out on parole. Ban wedding cake knives.
Don’t forget about reflexive violence!
Spinal cords will also have to be banned.
Sex! Ban sex as well, it only leads to death. Every life created by sex has or soon will DIE! We must do SOMETHING.
Forks have sharp, pointy ends and spoons are almost like a rounded handle with a stabbing end if you hold them by the business end - ergo the Brits will soon be eating with their hands.
Time to ban Lamps ! Many a man has been beaned with a lamp or two.
Kitchen knives are not banned, normal knives are limited to 2 or 3 inches.
Swords were banned, then in true Monty python style ,unbanned: ‘if the production process is by a genuine sword manufacturer’.
Antique blades and Swords must have their sharp edge removed.
“Common sense tells me you must be kidding. Experience tells my you’re probably not.”
You couldn’t make this stuff up.
Pudding all around.
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