The Mayan Prophecy is true, and it is upon us.

Legal Insurrectiin. ^

[Jonty30]

The Mayan has come to pass. John Kerry is now state secretary.

http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/12/on-the-day-of-the-mayan-apocalypse-john-kerry-now-in-line-of-succession-to-the-presidency/

[null and void]

Say WHAT?!?!??

[1st Division guy]

God save the United States

[Frank_2001]

Did the Mayans have any contact with the Easter Island people? Maybe THAT’s what those statues were all about!;)

[Bronzy]

Yeah, here in Indianapolis yesterday the sky got dark, it thundered, poured sheets of rain and then the rain turned to hail. I wondered if the end was near.

[null and void]

Coulda been worse, you coulda been in Annapolis

[Delta 21]

Leave it to BOZO to pull some crap tonight so hopefully no one will notice come next Wednesday morning.

Stupid voters.

[AmericanExceptionalist]

As the late Johnny Cash put it, over 50 years ago: “Because you’re Mayan, I’ll walk the lion...”

[MestaMachine]

The REST of the story:

Make sure nothing is in your mouth but keep a stiff drink nearby as you behold this rogues gallery of they who are mere heartbeats from the Oval Office (in order):

• Vice President Joe “BFD” Biden

• Speaker John “Boo Hoo” Boehner

• President pro tem of the Senate Pat “Leaky” Leahy

• John “I was for it before I was against it” Kerry

• Treasury Secretary Tim “Turbo Tax” Geithner

• Secretary of Defense Leon “Benghazi?” Panetta

• Attorney General Eric “Fast and Furious” Holder

And on it goes. If it’s true that a nation gets the leaders it deserves, how wretched does that make us?

[jonrick46]

This whole Mayan apocalypse bit is B.S.! It is designed for the entertainment seeking low information public that wallows in mindless crap. It is also easy for the press to use in this time when news staff are on Christmas breaks.

[MestaMachine]

[Bronzy]

Rain and hail mild compared to that.

[Albion Wilde]

The Mayan has come to pass. John Kerry is now state secretary.

My thought exactly. Psych!

[Domestic Church]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omv3ozIT4jM

So it’s come to this.

[smoothsailing]

[Libloather]

[JRandomFreeper]

It's almost over and I still have "I want a hippopotomus for Christmas" running through my head. When will the agony end?

The world doesn't end and I still have to put up with the song in my head AND my daughter's in-laws? From Cambodia? Này cắn cứng.

I've given up on the end of the world. It was my last great hope, but it didn't show.

/johnny

[Daffynition]

[Revolting cat!]

What if we're dead and don't know it like these guys?