Skip to comments.The Mayan Prophecy is true, and it is upon us.
Posted on 12/21/2012 8:05:24 PM PST by Jonty30
The Mayan has come to pass. John Kerry is now state secretary.
God save the United States
Did the Mayans have any contact with the Easter Island people? Maybe THAT’s what those statues were all about!;)
Yeah, here in Indianapolis yesterday the sky got dark, it thundered, poured sheets of rain and then the rain turned to hail. I wondered if the end was near.
Leave it to BOZO to pull some crap tonight so hopefully no one will notice come next Wednesday morning.
As the late Johnny Cash put it, over 50 years ago: “Because you’re Mayan, I’ll walk the lion...”
The REST of the story:
Make sure nothing is in your mouth but keep a stiff drink nearby as you behold this rogues gallery of they who are mere heartbeats from the Oval Office (in order):
Vice President Joe BFD Biden
Speaker John Boo Hoo Boehner
President pro tem of the Senate Pat Leaky Leahy
John I was for it before I was against it Kerry
Treasury Secretary Tim Turbo Tax Geithner
Secretary of Defense Leon Benghazi? Panetta
Attorney General Eric Fast and Furious Holder
And on it goes. If its true that a nation gets the leaders it deserves, how wretched does that make us?
This whole Mayan apocalypse bit is B.S.! It is designed for the entertainment seeking low information public that wallows in mindless crap. It is also easy for the press to use in this time when news staff are on Christmas breaks.
Rain and hail mild compared to that.
My thought exactly. Psych!
So it’s come to this.
The world doesn't end and I still have to put up with the song in my head AND my daughter's in-laws? From Cambodia? Này cắn cứng.
I've given up on the end of the world. It was my last great hope, but it didn't show.
I want to meet her grandchildren. She's cute.
Cheesecake with Oreo crust... Not as good as the carrot cake crust, but pretty darn good.
Apparently American foreign policy is now very popular around the world, God only knows why as the main aim seems to be to preside over a certain slide to oblivion.
Secretary of State, John F Kerry, reported for duty
What’s with the black eyes on Lurch? Mega-hangover?
Please enlighten us on “in-line-of-succession-to-the-presidency”.
I’m thinkin that’s horsehockey unless SOS is way WAY down the line.
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