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The Mayan Prophecy is true, and it is upon us.
Legal Insurrectiin. ^

Posted on 12/21/2012 8:05:24 PM PST by Jonty30

The Mayan has come to pass. John Kerry is now state secretary.

http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/12/on-the-day-of-the-mayan-apocalypse-john-kerry-now-in-line-of-succession-to-the-presidency/


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: johnkerry; statesecretary

1 posted on 12/21/2012 8:05:28 PM PST by Jonty30
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To: Jonty30
Say WHAT?!?!??
2 posted on 12/21/2012 8:15:18 PM PST by null and void (Going Galt: The won't of the people)
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To: Jonty30

God save the United States


3 posted on 12/21/2012 8:15:31 PM PST by 1st Division guy
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To: Jonty30

Did the Mayans have any contact with the Easter Island people? Maybe THAT’s what those statues were all about!;)


4 posted on 12/21/2012 8:15:45 PM PST by Frank_2001
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To: Jonty30

Yeah, here in Indianapolis yesterday the sky got dark, it thundered, poured sheets of rain and then the rain turned to hail. I wondered if the end was near.


5 posted on 12/21/2012 8:16:12 PM PST by Bronzy
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To: Bronzy
Coulda been worse, you coulda been in Annapolis
6 posted on 12/21/2012 8:19:57 PM PST by null and void (Going Galt: The won't of the people)
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To: Jonty30

Leave it to BOZO to pull some crap tonight so hopefully no one will notice come next Wednesday morning.

Stupid voters.


7 posted on 12/21/2012 8:20:21 PM PST by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: Jonty30

As the late Johnny Cash put it, over 50 years ago: “Because you’re Mayan, I’ll walk the lion...”


8 posted on 12/21/2012 8:20:57 PM PST by AmericanExceptionalist (Democrats believe in discussing the full spectrum of ideas, all the way from far left to center-left)
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To: null and void

The REST of the story:

Make sure nothing is in your mouth but keep a stiff drink nearby as you behold this rogues gallery of they who are mere heartbeats from the Oval Office (in order):

• Vice President Joe “BFD” Biden

• Speaker John “Boo Hoo” Boehner

• President pro tem of the Senate Pat “Leaky” Leahy

• John “I was for it before I was against it” Kerry

• Treasury Secretary Tim “Turbo Tax” Geithner

• Secretary of Defense Leon “Benghazi?” Panetta

• Attorney General Eric “Fast and Furious” Holder

And on it goes. If it’s true that a nation gets the leaders it deserves, how wretched does that make us?


9 posted on 12/21/2012 8:22:53 PM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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To: 1st Division guy

The liberals booted the God of Israel out of the United States


10 posted on 12/21/2012 8:24:43 PM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Jonty30

This whole Mayan apocalypse bit is B.S.! It is designed for the entertainment seeking low information public that wallows in mindless crap. It is also easy for the press to use in this time when news staff are on Christmas breaks.


11 posted on 12/21/2012 8:25:58 PM PST by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
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To: AmericanExceptionalist

12 posted on 12/21/2012 8:26:53 PM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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To: null and void

Rain and hail mild compared to that.


13 posted on 12/21/2012 8:33:09 PM PST by Bronzy
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To: Jonty30
The Mayan has come to pass. John Kerry is now state secretary.

My thought exactly. Psych!

14 posted on 12/21/2012 8:36:52 PM PST by Albion Wilde (The only way to stop a man with a gun is with a gun. --Daniel Greenfield)
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To: null and void

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omv3ozIT4jM

So it’s come to this.


15 posted on 12/21/2012 8:44:28 PM PST by Domestic Church (AMDG ...)
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To: Jonty30

16 posted on 12/21/2012 8:48:53 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: Jonty30

17 posted on 12/21/2012 9:06:03 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Libloather
It's almost over and I still have "I want a hippopotomus for Christmas" running through my head. When will the agony end?

The world doesn't end and I still have to put up with the song in my head AND my daughter's in-laws? From Cambodia? Này cắn cứng.

I've given up on the end of the world. It was my last great hope, but it didn't show.

/johnny

18 posted on 12/21/2012 9:31:07 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: AmericanExceptionalist

19 posted on 12/21/2012 9:37:45 PM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Jonty30; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
What if we're dead and don't know it like these guys?


20 posted on 12/21/2012 9:39:03 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!
2nd girl from the left in the photo.

I want to meet her grandchildren. She's cute.

/johnny

21 posted on 12/21/2012 9:42:09 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Daffynition
Can I pick which one I'll base a dessert dish on? With a head nod to the others...

Cheesecake with Oreo crust... Not as good as the carrot cake crust, but pretty darn good.

/johnny

22 posted on 12/21/2012 9:44:34 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: All

Apparently American foreign policy is now very popular around the world, God only knows why as the main aim seems to be to preside over a certain slide to oblivion.


23 posted on 12/21/2012 11:36:43 PM PST by Peter ODonnell (It wasn't this cold before global warming)
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To: Jonty30

Secretary of State, John F Kerry, reported for duty


24 posted on 12/22/2012 3:14:58 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: smoothsailing

What’s with the black eyes on Lurch? Mega-hangover?


25 posted on 12/22/2012 3:59:40 AM PST by fivecatsandadog (Reality ruins everything.)
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To: fivecatsandadog

Plastic surgery.


26 posted on 12/22/2012 6:19:29 AM PST by carriage_hill (Have A Very Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year!)
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To: Jonty30

Please enlighten us on “in-line-of-succession-to-the-presidency”.

I’m thinkin that’s horsehockey unless SOS is way WAY down the line.


27 posted on 12/22/2012 7:47:38 AM PST by X-spurt (Ted Cruz for President of the Republic of Texas)
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