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Good luck fella....Some advice make sure the Police write the note in Spanish too so that the Mexican gang members in your Prison can have a good laugh.
1 posted on 12/05/2012 8:16:33 AM PST by jakerobins
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No one misplaces 20 grand! lol!


2 posted on 12/05/2012 8:18:56 AM PST by Conserev1
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Police: “Please don’t hurt this guy. We have your $2,000”


3 posted on 12/05/2012 8:20:03 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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Police: "Please don't hurt this guy. We have your $2,000"

Por favor, no lastimar a este tipo. Tenemos su $ 2.000

4 posted on 12/05/2012 8:23:06 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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“We seized the money. He gave us tons of information on your operation. We’re done with him now. Have a nice day.”


5 posted on 12/05/2012 8:25:38 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Republicans have made themselves useless, toothless, and clueless.)
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An example of why drug use/trafficking can be self-limiting.


6 posted on 12/05/2012 8:27:25 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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“Demarco Alonzo Thomas”

Don’t think theres too many cracker boys named Demarco.

just sayin’


7 posted on 12/05/2012 8:27:58 AM PST by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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The word from Albuquerque is....

Heisenberg don't care. He wants his money

 

8 posted on 12/05/2012 8:28:34 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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Deer Drug Deelers,

We tuk Alonzo's drug mooney.
Signed: The policia

(that oughtta work)

9 posted on 12/05/2012 8:28:52 AM PST by circlecity
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To quote the inimitable Ron White.....you can’t fix stupid.


11 posted on 12/05/2012 8:32:21 AM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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Dear Mr Cartel:
Theeze guy ees a poor excuse for human being.
You can keeel him now.
Grassias!


13 posted on 12/05/2012 8:40:06 AM PST by freedomlover
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Is this a Darwin Award Nominee-In-Waiting?


14 posted on 12/05/2012 8:43:55 AM PST by rod1 (CTLY)
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Dear Drug Dealer:

Please excuse Demarco for losing your money.

Horshack's mom.

16 posted on 12/05/2012 9:03:13 AM PST by HIDEK6
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I remember about 10 years ago, some punk mugged a little old lady and he was caught.

Turns out this little old lady was the mother of a very powerful crime boss.

I think that guy was lucky. He caught a break from the mob and did not assume room temperature.

This Demarco fool? I doubt he will be so lucky.


17 posted on 12/05/2012 9:05:26 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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