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Police: Man loses drug money, asks police for excuse note for drug cartel
http://www.wyff4.com/news/ ^

Posted on 12/05/2012 8:16:29 AM PST by jakerobins

TUCSON, Ariz. — A North Carolina man claims he misplaced $20,000 in drug money and asked authorities to write him an excuse note so a Tucson cartel wouldn't kill him.

The Arizona Daily Star says 30-year-old Demarco Alonzo Thomas has been arrested on suspicion of money laundering and racketeering.

According to documents from the Tucson Airport Authority Police Department, Thomas thought it might help smooth things over if he could show cartel members a phony receipt from authorities stating they had seized the money.

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Good luck fella....Some advice make sure the Police write the note in Spanish too so that the Mexican gang members in your Prison can have a good laugh.
1 posted on 12/05/2012 8:16:33 AM PST by jakerobins
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No one misplaces 20 grand! lol!


2 posted on 12/05/2012 8:18:56 AM PST by Conserev1
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Police: “Please don’t hurt this guy. We have your $2,000”


3 posted on 12/05/2012 8:20:03 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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Police: "Please don't hurt this guy. We have your $2,000"

Por favor, no lastimar a este tipo. Tenemos su $ 2.000

4 posted on 12/05/2012 8:23:06 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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“We seized the money. He gave us tons of information on your operation. We’re done with him now. Have a nice day.”


5 posted on 12/05/2012 8:25:38 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Republicans have made themselves useless, toothless, and clueless.)
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To: jakerobins

An example of why drug use/trafficking can be self-limiting.


6 posted on 12/05/2012 8:27:25 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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“Demarco Alonzo Thomas”

Don’t think theres too many cracker boys named Demarco.

just sayin’


7 posted on 12/05/2012 8:27:58 AM PST by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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The word from Albuquerque is....

Heisenberg don't care. He wants his money

 

8 posted on 12/05/2012 8:28:34 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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Deer Drug Deelers,

We tuk Alonzo's drug mooney.
Signed: The policia

(that oughtta work)

9 posted on 12/05/2012 8:28:52 AM PST by circlecity
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To: Conserev1

Uncle Billy in a “Wonderful Life”.

he was probably working for the cartel.


10 posted on 12/05/2012 8:30:07 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To quote the inimitable Ron White.....you can’t fix stupid.


11 posted on 12/05/2012 8:32:21 AM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

In no uncertain terms!


12 posted on 12/05/2012 8:36:05 AM PST by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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Dear Mr Cartel:
Theeze guy ees a poor excuse for human being.
You can keeel him now.
Grassias!


13 posted on 12/05/2012 8:40:06 AM PST by freedomlover
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Is this a Darwin Award Nominee-In-Waiting?


14 posted on 12/05/2012 8:43:55 AM PST by rod1 (CTLY)
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LOL! Count on it..... If I was filling out a card for a game of “Clue” it would read (Pedro/in the showers/Shank)


15 posted on 12/05/2012 8:51:42 AM PST by jakerobins
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Dear Drug Dealer:

Please excuse Demarco for losing your money.

Horshack's mom.

16 posted on 12/05/2012 9:03:13 AM PST by HIDEK6
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I remember about 10 years ago, some punk mugged a little old lady and he was caught.

Turns out this little old lady was the mother of a very powerful crime boss.

I think that guy was lucky. He caught a break from the mob and did not assume room temperature.

This Demarco fool? I doubt he will be so lucky.


17 posted on 12/05/2012 9:05:26 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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