Skip to comments.Police: Man loses drug money, asks police for excuse note for drug cartel
Posted on 12/05/2012 8:16:29 AM PST by jakerobins
TUCSON, Ariz. A North Carolina man claims he misplaced $20,000 in drug money and asked authorities to write him an excuse note so a Tucson cartel wouldn't kill him.
The Arizona Daily Star says 30-year-old Demarco Alonzo Thomas has been arrested on suspicion of money laundering and racketeering.
According to documents from the Tucson Airport Authority Police Department, Thomas thought it might help smooth things over if he could show cartel members a phony receipt from authorities stating they had seized the money.
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No one misplaces 20 grand! lol!
Police: “Please don’t hurt this guy. We have your $2,000”
Por favor, no lastimar a este tipo. Tenemos su $ 2.000
“We seized the money. He gave us tons of information on your operation. We’re done with him now. Have a nice day.”
An example of why drug use/trafficking can be self-limiting.
“Demarco Alonzo Thomas”
Don’t think theres too many cracker boys named Demarco.
Heisenberg don't care. He wants his money
We tuk Alonzo's drug mooney.
Signed: The policia
(that oughtta work)
Uncle Billy in a “Wonderful Life”.
he was probably working for the cartel.
To quote the inimitable Ron White.....you can’t fix stupid.
In no uncertain terms!
Dear Mr Cartel:
Theeze guy ees a poor excuse for human being.
You can keeel him now.
Is this a Darwin Award Nominee-In-Waiting?
LOL! Count on it..... If I was filling out a card for a game of “Clue” it would read (Pedro/in the showers/Shank)
Please excuse Demarco for losing your money.
I remember about 10 years ago, some punk mugged a little old lady and he was caught.
Turns out this little old lady was the mother of a very powerful crime boss.
I think that guy was lucky. He caught a break from the mob and did not assume room temperature.
This Demarco fool? I doubt he will be so lucky.
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