[IYAS9YAS]

Can't you and others think of some other way that the "firearms" were lost? Lack of imagination, I suppose.

Dropped it in the cesspool. Feel free to look for it.

Really? You didn't find it?

Bummer, must have rusted to bits. Well, thanks for cleanin' the cesspool for me.

[OldPossum]

Now, that’s better. I would think you might take your gun with you to the outhouse as opposed to a boat (unless you’re a duck hunter).