[OldPossum]

By the time the poor souls that have to actually go door to door make it to me all mine will have been lost in a boating accident.

It's always a case of losing one's firearms in a "boating accident" isn't it? Yes, yes, I know it's a FR inside joke but it wore thin and old some 10-12 years ago.

Two things:

Can't you and others think of some other way that the "firearms" were lost? Lack of imagination, I suppose.

If a Hitler-like government takes over, do you think your little azz will be saved by telling the storm troopers some cockaminny tale like that?

[MrB]

Curious as to your opinion on buying some “give away” cheap guns to give the storm troopers whilst you keep your good stuff cached away somewhere...

Of course, you’d have to know the confiscation was underway and get this all set up ahead of time.

[Resolute Conservative]

I’ll tell them I sold them to some guy named OldPossum here is the receipt. :)

Mine are actually safely dispersed in a couple locations except for the couple I keep around for use and the couple cheap ones as throw downs.

[IYAS9YAS]

Can't you and others think of some other way that the "firearms" were lost? Lack of imagination, I suppose.

Dropped it in the cesspool. Feel free to look for it.

Really? You didn't find it?

Bummer, must have rusted to bits. Well, thanks for cleanin' the cesspool for me.