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Woman arrested after trying to kill her boyfriend with her large breasts
Your Jewish News ^ | Nov 25, 2012 | Debbie Gross

Posted on 11/26/2012 11:08:58 PM PST by expat1000

man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her large breasts, according court proceedings. A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DD breasts to kill him, a German court has heard.

Tim Schmidt, 30, said his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful career.


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To: Slings and Arrows

Very large pings.


41 posted on 11/27/2012 3:31:51 AM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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To: expat1000

WM double-D


42 posted on 11/27/2012 3:46:06 AM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: expat1000

So when she goes to jail, she gets to take two deadly assault weapons with her.


43 posted on 11/27/2012 3:56:44 AM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Jack Hammer

He’s 30 and entering his peak earning years as a lawyer. She’s 33. She’s probably afraid he was going to dump her for a 23yo.


44 posted on 11/27/2012 4:15:33 AM PST by SauronOfMordor (To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize - Voltaire)
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To: LibWhacker

“What an udder nightmare.”

Thanks, my screen needed cleaning anyway. (Sprayed it with my coffee upon reading your post.)


45 posted on 11/27/2012 4:18:12 AM PST by tired&retired
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To: tet68

46 posted on 11/27/2012 4:20:41 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Right Brother
38DD? From that pic I would guess 40F. Or else the Germans have a different bra sizing system.

She might only be 4 ft tall.

47 posted on 11/27/2012 5:26:36 AM PST by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: expat1000

Strange. I just got the urge to start a dairy farm.

If she confesses she can make a clean breast of it.


48 posted on 11/27/2012 5:37:06 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (The parasites now outnumber the producers.)
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To: Drumbo; expat1000
Quick before it disappears.

That's what she said!

49 posted on 11/27/2012 5:58:34 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: expat1000

I’ll bet she hasn’t seen her feet in years.


50 posted on 11/27/2012 6:35:47 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (You are not now, and will never be my President, Mr. Obama.)
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To: cavador
“iPad bought at Walmart turns out to be a fake”

That, actually, is a true story. It was carried right here on FR.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2959831/posts

The iPad was bought, then returned, re-stocked (as it appeared to be unopened), and re-sold. The second buyer is the one who was shafted.

51 posted on 11/27/2012 7:10:05 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: SauronOfMordor

“She’s probably afraid he was going to dump her for a 23yo.”

She can come and stay with me...


52 posted on 11/27/2012 3:58:25 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: 20yearvet

buMping


53 posted on 11/27/2012 6:35:24 PM PST by S.O.S121.500 (That Queer Kenyan muzzy bastard is not my president. ENFORCE the Bill of Rights.)
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To: 20yearvet

buMping


54 posted on 11/27/2012 7:15:37 PM PST by S.O.S121.500 (That Queer Kenyan muzzy bastard is not my president. ENFORCE the Bill of Rights.)
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To: cavador

Very boobious nature indeed!


55 posted on 11/27/2012 7:19:08 PM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: tet68
Smothered with love?

It was a booby trap.

56 posted on 11/27/2012 7:21:09 PM PST by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: tacticalogic

I think that would close out the thread. Hard to top!


57 posted on 11/27/2012 7:23:16 PM PST by morphing libertarian
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