Mayhem Alert: Eleven Reasons I Don’t Shop on Black Friday

Clash Daily ^ | November 24, 2012 | Clash Daily

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

1. ‘Gang fight’ at Black Friday sale… 
2. Man Punched in Face Pulls Gun On Line-Cutting Shopper…
3. Shots fired outside WALMART…
4. Shoppers smash through door at URBAN OUTFITTERS…
5. Customers run over in parking lot… [Scroll down -TSR]
6. Woman busted after throwing merchandise…
7. Thousands storm VICTORIA’S SECRET…
8. VIDEO: Insane battle over phones… [Theme from "Superjail" started to run through my head as I watched this -TSR]
9. Mayhem at Nebraska mall where 9 murdered in 2007…
10. Shoplifter tries to mace security guards… [Scroll down -TSR]
11. Men Steal Boy’s Shopping Bag Outside BED, BATH & BEYOND…

[Gator113]

There is one primary reason that I don’t attend these shopping orgies.... I simply don’t like being around those that do.

Certainly there are ‘some’ nice folks that take advantage of the cost savings, but I don’t want to share the same air with the losers.

[Gator113]

I was a kid in the 50s and compared to today, it was like being on a different planet. At least I have those fond memories.

[bgill]

#12 I don’t have the money and don’t need anything.

[fivecatsandadog]

Me too. The last 15 years have been like living on a different planet; makes me a little anxious about how bad it will be 10 years from now.

[Gabrial]

“Societal breakdown, mayhem, etc.”

A few thousand years ago it was dancing around a golden calf. Now it is fighting over cell phones and sneakers.

[coydog]

Awww, that's unfair to some perfectly respectable primates. Wild chimps have better manners than that, if mainly because the ranking members of the chimp colony will soon show them the error of their ways if they don't.

Too bad that custom is dying out in homo americanus