Skip to comments.Flasher Runs Away After Woman Whips Out Gun
Posted on 11/16/2012 8:27:15 PM PST by JT Hatter
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‘scuse me while I whip this out.
He whips out his gun ... she whips out hers. Moral of the story, never go to a gunfight with only your penis showing.
Well, he whipped it out, and he was shocked when hers was bigger, firmer, and more powerful................
I always thought the best way to handle a flasher was to simply point at it and laugh.
Dude looks like a lady.
Never go to a gun fight armed only with a...
Watch what happens when hers goes off.
I’m thinking the lower headline is the real story here...
Human waste indeed.
The topper was she sent her dog after the guy and the police found him cornered by the dog....this was in an earlier report today...
I had a friend who did that. Some guy took her to a secluded place for a handy dandy date rape. She pointed at him and said "You're going to hurt me with that little thing? " and laughed.
He took her home.
No quick package shot??
And the police didn’t shoot the dog?
nope, not this time, he was holding the perp for them...the other article about this shows the picture of the dog and its breed. Beautiful dog and never heard of the breed before.
His gun? That's a cute name for a penis.
Traditionally used for moose hunting and protection at the summer mountain pastures, as well as for hunting Atlantic Puffin in their caves.
And the moral of the story is:
Never bring a Penis to a Gun fight.
Then again, the guy would probably survive a Head Shot, but it would definitely leave a scar.
I agree. Obama is the most wasted human form on the planet . I’m surprised it took 9 posts... I caught right away.
This is a gun and I am definitely not happy to see you!
Anyone who went to boot camp and mistakenly called his rifle a gun surely remembers standing before the drill instructor saying, “this is my rifle, this is my gun....”
” this my weapon, this is my gun, one is for killing, one is for fun”....
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