[Melas]

Well, I’m sure you’d dig that job of royal handwasher, but that just ain’t the American way Fiji. You keep hoping, but don’t hold your breath waiting for a hillbilly queen in Texas.

[Fiji Hill]

Sarah Palin has her sights set well beyond Texas. She’s going to get the Republican nomination and be elected president of the United States! You ought to get on the bandwagon before it rolls over you.

[Fiji Hill]

Well, I’m sure you’d dig that job of royal handwasher, but that just ain’t the American way Fiji. You keep hoping, but don’t hold your breath waiting for a hillbilly queen in Texas.

Melas, as the Royal Handwasher to Queen Sarah I, I will recommend to her that she send you a friendly lettre-de-cachet.