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Post Your Dream/Nightmare Obama Cabinet Appointments Here
My Fertile Imagination | 11/12/12 | Argus

Posted on 11/12/2012 5:37:32 PM PST by Argus

John Kerry as Secretary of Defense. Susan Rice as Secretary of State. How much loonier can it get? Who says Obama has no sense of humor? Here's your chance to weigh in, FReepers. Post your own nominees for the New And Improved Obama 2013 Cabinet here. I'll get the ball rolling:

Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare: Michael Moore

CIA Director: Van Jones

Secretary of the Treasury: Jon Corzine

et cetera. Have at it, comrades!


TOPICS: Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: cabinet; kerry; obama; vanity

1 posted on 11/12/2012 5:37:36 PM PST by Argus
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To: Argus

Nightmare in any government post? Well, any Democrat, of course.


2 posted on 11/12/2012 5:39:16 PM PST by MrChips (MrChips)
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To: Argus

Obama’s version of “The A-Team.”


3 posted on 11/12/2012 5:39:42 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine (Cynical about the political process. Who, me?)
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To: Argus

Jesse Jackson Jr., Sec. of Health and Human Services


4 posted on 11/12/2012 5:40:09 PM PST by Arthurio
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To: Argus

Kerry at State and Rice at Defense would be worse.


5 posted on 11/12/2012 5:40:09 PM PST by AU72
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To: Argus

This is not a dream....


6 posted on 11/12/2012 5:40:27 PM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: AU72

And the former has already been touted as SoS.


7 posted on 11/12/2012 5:41:33 PM PST by Olog-hai
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To: Argus

The 2008 “Now I don’t have to worry about paying my mortgage or putting gas in my car!” woman as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development or Secretary of Energy.

Sandra Fluke as Secretary of Health and Human Services.


8 posted on 11/12/2012 5:43:37 PM PST by TXBlair (What the crap is wrong with you, America???)
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To: Argus

Bill Ayers: DHS


9 posted on 11/12/2012 5:47:01 PM PST by two23
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To: Argus

Janet Reno from hell.


10 posted on 11/12/2012 5:47:07 PM PST by bmwcyle (Women reelected Obama)
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To: Argus

Dennis Kucinich, Secretary of Business

Rachel Maddow, Chief of Staff


11 posted on 11/12/2012 5:48:13 PM PST by nascarnation (Baraq's bankruptcy: 2016)
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To: Argus

Bill Ayers, Homeland Security
Bernadine Dohrn, Housing And Urban Development
Pete Singer, Health And Human Services


12 posted on 11/12/2012 5:48:55 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Argus

Won’t these clowns need 60 votes in the senate for confirmation? If we can keep the RINOs in line, they can be stopped.


13 posted on 11/12/2012 5:49:33 PM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Never Underestimate the Power of Evil or Evil Doers)
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To: Argus

So when are they going to create a Secretary of Re-education post?


14 posted on 11/12/2012 5:50:29 PM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Argus

Mark Zuckerberg as Press Secretary..


15 posted on 11/12/2012 5:54:42 PM PST by seeker41 (CULPRIT CHINESE COMPANY INFO.)
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To: Argus
SecDef--Obama BFF, Wm Ayers

(Although if someone happened to suggest that Mister Ayers might already have "input", one might not be totally surprised.)

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16 posted on 11/12/2012 5:55:03 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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To: The Sons of Liberty

Louis Farakan-FBI Director

Joy Behar-Press Secretary

Benardine Dohrn-(re)education secretary

Bill Ayers-Homeland Security

Rev. Wright-Secretary of State


17 posted on 11/12/2012 5:55:29 PM PST by oldernittany
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To: Argus

Janet Gestapilano as Attorney General


18 posted on 11/12/2012 5:55:50 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Argus

I’m afraid they are immune to parody. I can’t come up with anything weirder than reality.


19 posted on 11/12/2012 5:58:16 PM PST by cdcdawg
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To: Argus

Ted Kennedy- his chauffeur
Typhoid Mary- his cook
John Denver- Air Force One Pilot
Same doctor as Michael Jackson


20 posted on 11/12/2012 5:58:33 PM PST by MNDude
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To: Argus

Attorney General Kamala Harris.


21 posted on 11/12/2012 5:58:37 PM PST by Drew68
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To: Farmer Dean
So when are they going to create a Secretary of Re-education post?

That's quite clever. (Scary-clever)

Did you originate Secretary of Re-education ? It's truly excellent (and scary).

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22 posted on 11/12/2012 5:59:51 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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To: Argus

Kanye West, HUD
Lindsay Lohan, Dept of Transportation


23 posted on 11/12/2012 6:02:42 PM PST by nascarnation (Baraq's bankruptcy: 2016)
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To: Argus

and Jackie Mason, press sec’y


24 posted on 11/12/2012 6:04:56 PM PST by dontreadthis
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To: Argus

Chris Matthews = press secretary
Bill Ayers = DHS
Rev Wright = spiritual advisor
Oprah = UN secretary
Martha Stewart = sec of interior
Ahmadinijad = sec of defense
Al Gore = head of EPA
Hitlary = supreme court

Feel free to add to the circus


25 posted on 11/12/2012 6:05:01 PM PST by diverteach (If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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To: Argus

Zooey for Sec of State. Couldn’t do any worse politically and a helluva lot more fun to look at. I bet she’d get bipartisan support.


26 posted on 11/12/2012 6:05:36 PM PST by ThePatriotsFlag
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To: Argus

Secretary of Defense: Medea Benjamin


27 posted on 11/12/2012 6:05:47 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nascarnation

Dennis Kucinich, Secretary of Defense.


28 posted on 11/12/2012 6:10:48 PM PST by Husker24
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To: Argus

Bill Ayres Secretary of State.

Jeremiah Wright Secretary of Defense.

Maxine Waters Attorney General

Al Sharpton Secretary of Education.

The Wookie —Surgeon General.


29 posted on 11/12/2012 6:14:07 PM PST by Venturer
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To: two23

Nightmare

Surgeon General - Cecile Richards
Secretary of Defense - Michael Moore
Attorney General - Roseanne Barr
DHS - John Kerry
Secretary of Treadury - John Corzine
Secretary of state - Nancy Pelosi
Vice President - Joe Biden


30 posted on 11/12/2012 6:14:23 PM PST by Morris70
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To: Argus

Secretary of State Louis Farrakhan


31 posted on 11/12/2012 6:15:37 PM PST by fso301
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To: Husker24

Jane Fonda - Secretary of Veterans Affairs


32 posted on 11/12/2012 6:17:56 PM PST by Jambe
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Michael Moore - Healthy Foods Czar

Michael Mann - Chief Science Officer

Tingles - Minister of Propaganda


33 posted on 11/12/2012 6:25:16 PM PST by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: TXBlair

Secretary of Defense: Cindy Sheehan

Head of FEMA: Ray Nagin


34 posted on 11/12/2012 6:29:24 PM PST by TXBlair (What the crap is wrong with you, America???)
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To: Argus

Secretary of Energy - Frank Lautenberg


35 posted on 11/12/2012 6:29:49 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: TXBlair

(Plastic) Surgeon General: Nancy Pelosi


36 posted on 11/12/2012 6:40:36 PM PST by TXBlair (What the crap is wrong with you, America???)
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To: Argus

Death Panel Czar over white people - Van Jones.


37 posted on 11/12/2012 6:42:29 PM PST by Gator113 (I would have voted for NEWT, now it's Romney & Ryan.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: Argus

One bright outcome from the election is that a Democrat will likely be picked as the new ambassador to Libya.


38 posted on 11/12/2012 6:44:41 PM PST by whodathunkit
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To: Argus

Dennis Kucinich, Secretary of Peace and Reparations
Jane Fonda, Ambassador to Iran
Van Jones, Secretary of Business
Michael Moore, Coordinator of Information


39 posted on 11/12/2012 7:06:34 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: Argus

Fauxcahontis in ANY position.


40 posted on 11/12/2012 7:12:27 PM PST by Viennacon
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To: Argus

Secretary of Waffles = Chris Christie


41 posted on 11/12/2012 7:37:29 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (yup)
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To: AU72; All

I have heard from 2 independent sources that Sheldon Whitehouse was being considered for AG;

Do you think Lincoln Chafee (gov, RI) would appoint Patrick Kennedy to fill Sheldon’s seat?


42 posted on 11/12/2012 8:42:46 PM PST by bt_dooftlook (Democrats - the party of Amnesty, Abortion, and Adolescence)
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To: The Sons of Liberty

Other than Bork and Thomas, the Senate is a rubber stamp.


43 posted on 11/13/2012 3:58:14 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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