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Posted on 11/06/2012 6:26:07 AM PST by Sub-Driver
Leno: 'Biden Is Talking Mostly Out His Ass' By Noel Sheppard Created 11/06/2012 - 9:14am
NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno continued to mock the White House in his last show before Election Day.
During his opening monologue Monday, Leno said Vice President Joe Biden is "talking mostly out his ass" (video follows with transcript and commentary):
JAY LENO: President Obama's campaign adviser David Axelrod said that Obama's final campaign speeches are coming from his loins. They are coming from his loins. Now don't confuse that with Joe Biden. He's talking mostly out his ass. That is totally, that is totally different. Don't get that confused.
Imagine how much differently the election might go today if the media had been this honest about the Vice President the past four years.
I thought Clinton had the patent on political loin speaking.
Now don't confuse that with Joe Biden. He's talking mostly out his ass. That is totally, that is totally different. Don't get that confused.
Biden's ass has issued a press release denying any responsibility for what Biden has said.
That's not his loins, that's his face. Easy to get confused.
I object to the improper use of the word “mostly” here.
Over the past four years, Leno would occasionally take a half-assed jab at 0bama. Letterman, on the other hand, has always worshipped 0bama like a starry-eyed 10 year old at a Justin Bieber concert. He never mocked 0bama. If there is one thing that I thought we always had as a sign of our freedom, it was our liberty to make fun of the President. That never happened in China, Cuba or the Soviet Union. That the media refused to make fun of 0bama is the most telling thing about how low they have fallen. They are just dogs crawling on their bellies to their master, hoping for a pat on the head and to be told “good boy.”
Even Jay Leno sees what a windbag Biden is. Biden’s hair plugs addled his brain years ago.
Biden is so confused, he voted for Romney today...
Biden walked into the ballot room, closed the curtain and just waited for the audience to show up.
“Leno: ‘Biden Is Talking Mostly Out His Ass’
Well? When you’re all ass, where else would you talk?
Biden talking out of his ass?
I wouldn’t give him that much credit.
Axelrod: Obama is talking from his loins.
Leno: Biden is taking from his ass.
Conclusion: Obama and Biden are the hindquarters of the donkey.
I’ve had respect for Leno since July when I saw him at the small club where he tests the following week’s material. At the table next to us was a couple clearly Muslim — judging from the woman’s hijab, etc. They (and we) were close to Jay, and Leno told a long series of jokes about muslims and terrorists. A PC comedian would have never said them after seeing those folks near the stage.
(The Tonight Show was not on that week so he easily could have taken the night off, but he still appeared, which is admirable, too..)
Leno now knows which way the wind is blowing...(it ain't for Obama)
Biden’s @ss says what it means and means what it says.
Leno must think we will forget the last four years of his Democrat ass kissing.