Skip to comments.Obama's Winning Endorsement?
Posted on 11/04/2012 9:04:16 PM PST by morethanright
By Mr. Curmudgeon:
Two days before the election of all elections, a coveted celebrity endorsement was released in the form of a column appearing on the Huffington Post website. With the mainstream media reporting polls showing President Obama and challenger Mitt Romney neck-and-neck (nonsense), hope and change found an eleventh-hour savior in Paul Rubens - known to you, your kids and Sarasota vice cops as Pee-Wee Herman.
"It struck me that the choice I'll be making Tuesday is like going for store-bought ice cream when it's obvious what you really need is homemade frozen custard," said the man who pleaded no contest to charges stemming from his arrest for masturbating at an adult theater in Sarasota, Florida, "President Obama is like the delicious frozen custard you'd get at Kohr's. President Obama has the 1.4 percent egg yolk solids needed to run this country," wrote Rubens.
President Obama certainly attracts an interesting crowd. The kind of strange misfits the media insist are in the "mainstream." Rubens is just one of countless bizarre constituents that form the base of the Democratic Party.
As of yet, there has been no official reaction from the Obama campaign. My guess is they are all taking hot showers at the thought of having to shake Pee-Wee's hand.
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Pervert PeeWee, Hugo, Fidel, the French . . .Obambi gets all the coveted endorsements
Home made custard....save me from saying it...
I wonder if we could get Jerry Sandusky to endorse 0bama?
Anyone heard who Soupy Sales is endorsing?
just darn! i like Paul Rubens... Pee Wee Herman... i know... i’m wrong...
Heh heh heh ...
“Anyone heard who Soupy Sales is endorsing?”
He would have to be a Democrat if he was voting...he’s dead. Took Pookie and White Fang across the river to rest in the shade of the trees.
Vini, Vini, Vini...
I miss Soupy.
Home made custard....save me from saying it..
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They just make themselves don’t they?
Understand PWH had a first job on a fishing boat, assisting the linesmen and worked his way up to Master Baiter.
After the election (think of how a Chinese would say that) Barry, Paul and Rahm the Ballerina will probably meat each other at the Chicago bath house.
“I miss Soupy.”
You forgot Honey Boo Boo.
Yes. And Madonna’s promised to strip naked for us if we re-elect bHusseino. Don’t forget Madonna!
That oughta draw them to the polls.
Yum! (Have you considered a career as a political campaign advisor? Hopefully??)
“I decided to step up to the plate,take my bat in my hand...”
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