Skip to comments.I Hope This Is The Last Column I Ever Have To Write About Bronco Bamma
Posted on 11/04/2012 1:01:18 AM PST by Kaslin
This past week a YouTube video of a crying four-year-old little girl named Abigail went viral. In the video Abbys mom asks her why shes so sad. Abigail replies through a steady stream of tears and mucus that shes tired of Bronco Bamma and Mitt Romney. Well, little sister, I feel your pain. Now, mind you, Im not tired of Romney and Ryan, but good Lord and believe me when I tell you Im pig sick of Bronco Bamma.
Yep, Im beyond ready for this ignoble thing called the Obama presidency to be officially finito. These past four years have been brutally lugubrious for this God- and country-loving rebel.
To what shall I compare the failed policies, ridiculous debt, over-the-top obfuscation and overall diminishment of the White House by this pusillanimous food stamp president?
Lets see. Think, Doug. Think. Oh, I know! For me, Obamas term in office has had all the appeal of watching Honey Boo Boos mom trying to get into a cat suit while eating a double meat burrito with extra guac and motor oil. Hows that?
Yep, hopefully this is one of the last columns Ill ever have to pen about the crappiest sitting president ever. Oh, Im sure Obama will come up in future articles after hes ousted. For instance, Ill probably have to cover him again when he, Hillary and Holder go to trial for the murderous Benghazi and Fast and Furious cover-upsbut that will be more fun than it will be work.
In addition, if I yield to the desires of my agent and publisher Ill have to weigh in again on BHOs Reign of Bollocks by writing a forthcoming book titled, Remember When America Was Dumb as Hell and Elected a Junior State Senator Who Was a Dyed-in-the-Wool Socialist to Run Our Country? But at least Ill have a little reprieve from Obama as a topic because that slim tomes not due out until the spring of 2014. But for week after week columns, hopefullyprayerfullyIm done.
Whats interesting is that Im not alone in this Obama malaise. At the cigar bar I frequent in Miami, my brothers who voted for Obama in 08 are finished with him; our trendy nurse and doctor neighbors are saying adios muchacho to the abysmal el presidente. And ... and stacks of my liberal Jewish friends amongst whom I dwell as a gentile are giving the big Oy vey to the thought of an Obama second term.
So, Abigail, youre not alone in your pain, little child. Many of us throughout this God-blessed land are also tired of Bronco Bamma. Unfortunately, we will have to wait until Wednesday, sweet Abby, to see if our dreams will indeed come true.
“Im pig sick of Bronco Bamma.”
So is the United States of America.
I want to wake up on Wednesday morning and see America from my house again.
Half of my neighbors are taking Wed. off. Win or lose it’s all going to be too much! May G-d Bless America!
Good for them.
I sure hope someone pings me when they post the Election Prediction Thread!
We ALL do. PRAY....PRAY....and PRAY MORE!!
Post of the year. Amen to that.
What terrifies me is that this election - according to the “science” of polling - is close.
I can still hardly believe that Bronco Bamma got elected President in the first place. It seems almost surreal that 53 percent of the voters ever thought that he was some kind of savior.
And I can hardly believe that after what he has done to this country that he has even a remote chance of getting re-elected.
Yet we are told that it is close.
If Bronco Bamma is not overwhelmingly repudiated on Tuesday, I will conclude that our Republic is probably lost. I will conclude that enough of the electorate is so irretrievably stupid that another Bronco Whoever will come along and finish off the job that Bamma began.
yep, we would just be delaying the inevitable
I’ll crawl to the computer at around 3 AM and do my best G!
yes, I certainly hope this country can be pulled back.
I would hate to see what 4 years of REVENGE looks like
Can we all agree that this clown has to go and Romney would be better?
So do I
He would have never been elected if the Lame stream Media had done their job and vetted him
Mitt Romney would be a thousand times better
I am looking forward when I can change my tagline and take the phrase of my rear bumper on my car
YES! YES! and YES!!!
Gee, too bad Doug Giles didn’t tell us how really feels! LOL
Praying every day... also, is it me or is there a vast difference in the composition of the early voting lines? I think ours prayers are being answered, and can’t wait to vote!
Well, I worry that some of these early voters will be voting AGAIN!
“Im pig sick of Bronco Bamma”
Great bumper sticker.
I'm thinking outrageous pardons - Mumia Abu-Jamal is at the top of the list, along with a perpetual pardon for Jon Corzine for all crimes, past present, & future, & numerous pardons for muslim terrorists - perhaps everyone at Gitmo, plus Nidal Hasan.
Also, expect many outrageous proclamations honoring some of the most vile creatures on the planet.
I expect a loser Obama to do everything in his power between Nov. 7th & Jan. 21st to SCREW this country, & especially white people. If you thought Carter was a sore loser, you ain't seen nothing yet!
It will be so nice to not have to quickly turn the sound off when his droning, arrogant, obnoxious voice comes on the tv.
I was trying to think of who it will be most fun to watch if Obama loses....Chris Matthews, Jehmu Green, Alan Colmes, Juan Williams, Pelosi, Reid....hard to say.
No scribbles & pix of the impending perp-walk(s)?
I can't wait to see Axelrod in cuffs....
...Oh yeah.... and a Hannibal muzzle...
Don’t forget Whoraldo and Shepard Smith. I predict for each of them the men with the white coats have to be called and instructed to bring straight jackets with them.
Congress vetted McCain with SR-511 (with hussein and Hillary on the committee) but they ignored hussein's vetting. The SCOTUS admitted to "evading" the issue. It wasn't just the msm but our own government who put him in office. Our own government betrayed us. I'd be greatly surprised if these betrayers don't already have the election fixed. After four years of being spit on, this American voting citizen has lost all trust in them.
That's the key issue that you have stated. If it's a close decision, this country's electorate is hopelessly stupid and beyond retrieval.
I’m PIG sick too. We’ll never get back the last four years of misery.
My election day plans are this. I will be at my polling place before it opens. I’m always one of the first five in the door. Then off to work.
Tuesday Night, I’ll be at the Washington Memorial chapel in Valley Forge Park to hear a history lecture on the struggles of the Revolutionaries and the Philadelphia campaign from Germantown to Valley Forge.
It seems a most fitting location and lecture as more than 200 years, we are in our own battle. I will be praying to God that we win ours as well. I don’t even want to see a TV until much later in the evening. Not sure if I’ll make it to work the next day.
One way or another, I will be reduced to tears on either outcome. I just hope and pray they are tears of humility, gratitude for the grace of God and joy that this great nation has survived the current challenge of the enemies within. The alternative is unthinkable for me.
Too bad that we will never hear the end of this clown-mander in chief. Previously stated, he will be lifted high on a pedestal and given more speaking engagements than one could stand. (does he get to keep the TOTUS?) It’s almost (via MSM standards) the second coming of camelot. Except like the first one, it’s more like SHAMalot. Compare how much GWB inserts himself into today’s issues vs slick willie’s intrusion in to things. Can’t these guys ever shut up?
Another question that’s been nagging me is, are the security systems on the computers at Harvard, Columbia and Occidental so good that nobody has been able to hack them? Maybe the government should take some pointers. I guess even julian assange’s people can’t get in to them.
Pray and vote if you haven’t already. If you voted already, keep prayin’ and lets “git er done”!
Helping keep mankind warm for 65 years.
P.S. We’ll never see him in matching bracelets either.
On Tuesday the Bull will have finally have caught up with Bronco Bama.
Bronco Bamma and the Rump Rangers, the first butt boy band.
“Mitt Romney would be a thousand times better”
I would certainly hope so because the truth is such that even saying one thousand times better is to damn Romney with faint praise. When we consider the fact that “Zero” is such an appropriate nickname for Obama we have to remember the mathematical fact that any number, even one trillion times zero, is still zero.
I cringed when my sister-in-law told me that Slick Willy could not possibly be any worse than GHW Bush, I told her never to say that because it is ALWAYS POSSIBLE to do worse. I said the same thing to those who said that we could not do worse than GW Bush, I even said the same to some who said we could not do worse than Obama but at this point I honestly don’t know how we could possibly do worse. If Romney were to spend four years smiling and combing his hair I really believe that would be an improvement over what we have now.
Actually I think I should retract my earlier comment about “Zero”, that is not the appropriate name for Obama. Minus 15 trillion maybe but not zero.