Skip to comments.I Hope This Is The Last Column I Ever Have To Write About Bronco Bamma
Posted on 11/04/2012 1:01:18 AM PST by Kaslin
This past week a YouTube video of a crying four-year-old little girl named Abigail went viral. In the video Abbys mom asks her why shes so sad. Abigail replies through a steady stream of tears and mucus that shes tired of Bronco Bamma and Mitt Romney. Well, little sister, I feel your pain. Now, mind you, Im not tired of Romney and Ryan, but good Lord and believe me when I tell you Im pig sick of Bronco Bamma.
Yep, Im beyond ready for this ignoble thing called the Obama presidency to be officially finito. These past four years have been brutally lugubrious for this God- and country-loving rebel.
To what shall I compare the failed policies, ridiculous debt, over-the-top obfuscation and overall diminishment of the White House by this pusillanimous food stamp president?
Lets see. Think, Doug. Think. Oh, I know! For me, Obamas term in office has had all the appeal of watching Honey Boo Boos mom trying to get into a cat suit while eating a double meat burrito with extra guac and motor oil. Hows that?
Yep, hopefully this is one of the last columns Ill ever have to pen about the crappiest sitting president ever. Oh, Im sure Obama will come up in future articles after hes ousted. For instance, Ill probably have to cover him again when he, Hillary and Holder go to trial for the murderous Benghazi and Fast and Furious cover-upsbut that will be more fun than it will be work.
In addition, if I yield to the desires of my agent and publisher Ill have to weigh in again on BHOs Reign of Bollocks by writing a forthcoming book titled, Remember When America Was Dumb as Hell and Elected a Junior State Senator Who Was a Dyed-in-the-Wool Socialist to Run Our Country? But at least Ill have a little reprieve from Obama as a topic because that slim tomes not due out until the spring of 2014. But for week after week columns, hopefullyprayerfullyIm done.
Whats interesting is that Im not alone in this Obama malaise. At the cigar bar I frequent in Miami, my brothers who voted for Obama in 08 are finished with him; our trendy nurse and doctor neighbors are saying adios muchacho to the abysmal el presidente. And ... and stacks of my liberal Jewish friends amongst whom I dwell as a gentile are giving the big Oy vey to the thought of an Obama second term.
So, Abigail, youre not alone in your pain, little child. Many of us throughout this God-blessed land are also tired of Bronco Bamma. Unfortunately, we will have to wait until Wednesday, sweet Abby, to see if our dreams will indeed come true.
“Im pig sick of Bronco Bamma.”
So is the United States of America.
I want to wake up on Wednesday morning and see America from my house again.
Half of my neighbors are taking Wed. off. Win or lose it’s all going to be too much! May G-d Bless America!
Good for them.
I sure hope someone pings me when they post the Election Prediction Thread!
We ALL do. PRAY....PRAY....and PRAY MORE!!
Post of the year. Amen to that.
What terrifies me is that this election - according to the “science” of polling - is close.
I can still hardly believe that Bronco Bamma got elected President in the first place. It seems almost surreal that 53 percent of the voters ever thought that he was some kind of savior.
And I can hardly believe that after what he has done to this country that he has even a remote chance of getting re-elected.
Yet we are told that it is close.
If Bronco Bamma is not overwhelmingly repudiated on Tuesday, I will conclude that our Republic is probably lost. I will conclude that enough of the electorate is so irretrievably stupid that another Bronco Whoever will come along and finish off the job that Bamma began.
yep, we would just be delaying the inevitable
I’ll crawl to the computer at around 3 AM and do my best G!
yes, I certainly hope this country can be pulled back.
I would hate to see what 4 years of REVENGE looks like
Can we all agree that this clown has to go and Romney would be better?
So do I
He would have never been elected if the Lame stream Media had done their job and vetted him
Mitt Romney would be a thousand times better
I am looking forward when I can change my tagline and take the phrase of my rear bumper on my car
YES! YES! and YES!!!
Gee, too bad Doug Giles didn’t tell us how really feels! LOL
Praying every day... also, is it me or is there a vast difference in the composition of the early voting lines? I think ours prayers are being answered, and can’t wait to vote!
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