Posted on 09/22/2012 3:45:52 AM PDT by SMGFan
A parody on the national school lunch policy mandated by The Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010.
No copyright infringement of original song "We Are Young" by Fun. was intended.
To help repeal the new guidelines, please visit https://www.facebook.com/NutritionNannies
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To make your voice heard contact: Undersecretary of Food & Nutrition Services Kevin Concannon 1400 Independence Ave., SW Washington, D.C. 20250 or Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack 1400 Independence Ave., SW Washington, D.C. 20250
Lyrics: Give me some seconds I, I need to get some food today My friends are at the corner store Getting junk so they don't waste away My lover ate her 2 grams of meat Just about to starve My bread was taken by some school bully Askin' bout s'more And i know i gave up on food months ago I know i'm trying to forget it But between the milk and feta cheese The pains in my tummy sing You know I'm trying hard to find nourishment
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eachers’ Video Spoofs New Healthy School Lunch Guidelines
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Two northwest Kansas teachers are gaining some Internet notoriety after posting a spoof video that pokes fun at the new federal school lunch health guidelines.
The Sharon Springs teachers remade the song “We Are Young” by the band Fun - changing the title phrase phrase to “We Are Hungry” in a video they posted on YouTube. The teachers say they made the video after receiving complaints from students about the food they now receive in their school lunches.
The video shows students stuffing their lockers with junk food and athletes fainting during practice from lack of food. A graphic on the video urges viewers to contact the White House and the United States Department of Agriculture to share concerns with the new meal guidelines.
The Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act is designed to help children eat healthier by providing them with school meals based on the latest nutrition research. The new meals offer children both fruits and vegetables every day of the week, whole grain-rich foods, fat-free or low-fat milk, limited calories based on age and reduced levels of unhealthy fats and sodium.
http://www.kake.com/home/headlines/Teachers-Video-Spoofs-New-Healthy-School-Lunch-Guidelines-170280676.html
Eat you peas and shut up. Signed, Moochelle
Kansas Students to Obama: Stay Out of Our Lunch Room
It is unbelievable that an overweight president’s wife, who is constantly shown stuffing her face with Kobe beef and an untold numer of sweets, has been given any power to dictate nutrition to America’s children.
I bet her kids don’t have to follow those guidelines.
It is unbelievable that an overweight president’s wife, who is constantly shown stuffing her face with Kobe beef and an untold numer of sweets, has been given any power to dictate nutrition to America’s children.
I bet her kids don’t have to follow those guidelines.
Moochelle kids go to one of the most expensive private schools in the DC area. I am sure they are eating well...and not under the guidelines their mom put other kids under
I have never seen a healthy meal in front of any of them....unless Moochelle was with one of her cooking minions. Everyone knows she can’t cook....she brought her personal chef from chicago to the whitehouse.
I’m well familiar with the song and that was great!
This monstrous piece of government spit prints out on 104 pages and pretty much just spends all those words saying that the USDA can do whatever it wants to.
Section 20 says that the USDA will establish the nutrition requriements... that’s all. It empowers bureaucrats somewhere to tell you what your kids eat. If the USDA says sand will do, sand it will be. If they say grease by straw, grease by straw it will be.
http://www.schoolnutrition.org/content.aspx?id=2402
Blanche Lincoln from Arkansas introduced this mess. I’m glad she is gone.
I bet her kids are cowed.
This is twenty kinds of awesome! LOL!!!
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