Caption Barry

[yldstrk]

Hitting on a pirate? how cool

[txrefugee]

“So how am I doing at robbing the rich and pillaging the country?”

[IbJensen]

"I thought, in spite of the hook, that I'd like some seafood."

[crosshairs]

Caption Hook meets with Peter Pan.

[DEADROCK]

‘I have a perch for your parrot. Interested?’

[old and tired]

Argh, Matey! I’m glad we bumped Netanyahu for this.

[Mashood]

“...and whats so crazy is that these stupid unemployed SOBs will still vote for me”...

[Republican Red]

“Hang the code, and hang the rules. They’re more like guidelines anyway.”

[OB1kNOb]

“Honey, get in here and see this! The empty chair is talking to a pirate!” - Clint Eastwood

[blueunicorn6]

“That’s a nice dog you’ve got there on your shoulder.”

[ETL]

[Freedom4Life]

Can I see your booty?

[Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage]

He can’t meet with the Prime Minister of our closest ally, but he can meet with a pretend pirate. ‘nuff said.

[blueunicorn6]

“Instead of ‘Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!’, how about ‘Yo-ho-ho and a bagful of Choom!’?”

[Capt. Canuck]

...and I’m really sorry about killing those pirates a few years ago....

[albie]

In all fairness, “TheBlaze” claims this pic is from 2009.

[OB1kNOb]

Obama: "My Staff made a mistake. I told them to arrange a meeting for me to apologize and bow to a Somalian pirate."

[ETL]

So how do I get 25 million diehard capitalists to walk the plank?

[PLD]

Benjamin Netanyahu, is still waiting you idiot...Next week this moron has a meeting with the Muslim bastard from Egypt and he one that will slit our throat if he had half the chance..

[blueunicorn6]

“Could I have the bird?”

“I thought Hillary already gave you the bird.”

[Emperor Palpatine]

So tell me, will you finish above .500 this year?

<”crickets chirp”>

Er..Ahh...Ohhh....so you’re not from Pittsburgh then, are you?

My bad.....

[blueunicorn6]

“Why can’t I get Social Security Disability? I’m missing an eye and a hand!”

“Yeah, but do you vote Democrat?”

[laxcoach]

“In college people called me a pirate.”

[ETL]

[blueunicorn6]

“OK, tell me why I should hire you to take Joe Biden’s place?”

“Because I know this is a toy on my shoulder, and when I saw Biden in the hall he said, ‘Are we having chicken for dinner?’.”

[hummingbird]

B. Netanyahu should maybe have dressed in pirate garb and when he got into the office, the pirate keep his garb on, and Netanyahu jumped out of his and said:

"Arghhh, Matey, now we be talkin'"

The pirate in his suit could keep anyone going in or out of the office and slung veiled threats at Obama when he was obviously lying - a true yeoman's job.

No plank walking - but Obama must ultimately cry "UNCLE" and the whole tape of the "meeting" made public. Arghhhh.........

[Buckeye McFrog]

So, Johnny, I hear you’re moving out of France...

[spokeshave]

....so tell me...how did that noodling for alligators work out...?

[blueunicorn6]

“Naw, I don’t think that ‘pirate’ is considered a minority at Harvard. Just tell them you’re an Indian like Paleface Lizzy Warren did.”

[spokeshave]

So Omar Abdel-Rahman, (the Blind Sheikh for those in Rio Linda)...I got your tickets to Egypt on e-bay,

hope you don't mind the disguise but those FReepers are looking out for you.

[blueunicorn6]

“How many electoral college votes can I count on from The Spanish Main?”

[blueunicorn6]

“You want dubloons? I can’t give you part of Ireland.”

[crosshairs]

“Naw, I don’t think that ‘pirate’ is considered a minority at Harvard. Just tell them you’re an Indian like Paleface Lizzy Warren did.”

Hardly a minority at Haaaavad. When the Harvard grads become politicians, they all become pirates.

[blueunicorn6]

“Don’t try to threaten me with a broadside, Captain. I’ve walked behind Hillary Clinton!”

[andy58-in-nh]

"Arrrgh, Michelle's booty is bigger than the national debt, says I!"

[ETL]

It was the only way I could get you in here without the right-wing press
making a big deal out of it (commie terrorist, Bill Ayers).

[ETL]

...you had to be disguised as a gay pirate.

[728b]

"I would like to welcom the pirate to the White House. We all know that Pirates punch above thier weight in international affairs. Pirates are one of our strongest and closest allies."

[Twinkie]

Gee. I’m surprised that guy got in there with that huge metal hook on his arm. Looks dangerous; but maybe he’s SS.

[bunkerhill7]

Blackbeard:
“ I`ve got a ship of treasure -
You`ve got a ship of fools.”

[righttackle44]

“See, Cap.’n. You’ve got a great visual aid there. I can
never remember which hand the toilet paper goes it.”

[baddog 219]

[HamiltonJay]

Argh, I told you that Arab Spring was a dumb idea.

[HamiltonJay]

Argh, I told you that Arab Spring was a dumb idea.

[MadelineZapeezda]

Show me your booty!

[thingumbob]

The Pirate and Obozo discuss his exit strategy on January 19th, 2013

Pirate: "What's left to take? It's already gone?"

Obozo: "That's what the public thinks but I've got the secret key to Fort Knox....and a bag of "R's" from all the White House Keyboards that I need to smuggle to my Hawaian Island undetected....Can you help me out here?"

[garjog]

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