Officials investigate human organs found in storage unit

Northwest Florida Daily News ^ | August 28, 2012 6:37 PM | TOM McLAUGHLIN

[Red Badger]

I don't think I'll be buying Big Gulps at Dodges anymore........

[RaisingCain]

Poor fella, that’s why I always make sure to pay the rent for my storage locker.

[Red Badger]

Most people just take home pens and staples from work.........

[Joe 6-pack]

"Florida “heavily regulates the disposal of human remains and biomedical waste,” Martin said."

Well, he didn't exactly dispose of them, now did he?

[Ken522]

Are Medical Examiners like this poor fellow affiliated with any political parties, or are they “party-free”?

[Red Badger]

Hey! A guy’s gotta have a hobby!............

[Red Badger]

Here in FL, it’s a ‘non-partisan’ office..........

[duckman]

Paging Ducky, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[UCANSEE2]

"Don't worry, I have plenty of spare parts stashed away."

[gov_bean_ counter]

The entire organs found are less easily explained, he said.

... because you never know when you might be cooking for a group???

Was there any mention of Chianti or fava beans???

[miele man]

Well now, I wonder if we’ll see this on a future episode of A & E’s “Storage Wars”? NO doubt Dave Hester will be shouting “Yuup”!

[Red Badger]

Maybe he was a prepper.............

[Charles Martel]

Hey! A guy’s gotta have a hobby!............

Maybe he was taking home a corpse one piece at a time, sort of like the jokes about soldiers mailing a Jeep home bit by bit.

If they'd just given the guy more time, there would've been an entertaining cane-and-top hat dance number.

[Red Badger]

He’s such an ass..............

[Youngman542012]

“auction was held at Uncle Bob’s Storage to sell off the contents of the unit. Berkland had stopped paying rent for it.”
wonder who bought it and boy I bet he was suprised...lol

[Red Badger]

I wonder what he paid.............

[freedomlover]

A doctor was performing an autopsy on a cadaver that had an extremely large male member. It was so large that the Doc decided to cut if off and take it home to show his wife to see her reaction.

He put it on the kitchen table and asked his wife to come in and take a look.

She immediately blurted out: “Oh my God - Wilhelm is dead!”

[Oratam]

Is there something wrong...with my organ lust?"

[1_Rain_Drop]

free lunch.
Have you seen the price of meat lately?

[Richard Axtell]

Wasn’t it Hall and Oates that recorded “Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.”? Very sentimental and nostalgic aspect to all this, maybe?