When darkness had descended all across the land
A lone voice in the distance uttered “Yes, we can!”
He gave good speeches, never sweat; he was real good at the Internets (plural intended, remember George Bush?)
He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!
He passed a major stimulus for the Bourgeois,
Then said he’d half the deficit, “He He! Ha Ha!”
Stop unemployment, market dives, fix healthcare in his spare time,
He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!
He’ll use his super powers to win in Iraq
Then kung-fu chop the Taliban, Ka-chow! Ka-cha!
Our image in the world he’ll mend, and make the Jews and Arabs friends,
He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!
(Barack sits at desk in Oval Office, telephone rings)
(Voice on the phone): Sir, we’ve got a situation.
(Obama): Pirates!!
(Superhero Barack Obama unbuttons his shirt, reveals his superhero outfit underneath, and flies off like Superman.)
He’ll spend the dough, write the checks,
Disregard the mounting debt
Stop the globe from getting warm,
Fill your car with nuts and corn.
Leap a building, run industry,
Save a kitten from a tree,
Fix the schools, go to space,
Punch a robot in the face.
Stop a train, wrestle bears,
Smoke a butt, we don’t care!
Cuz you’re Barack Obama, you’ve come to save the day!
So just snap your fingers, and fix the U.S.A.!!