Michael freaking Jordan (Today's lunatic email begging for $3.00 from BHO)

BHO Campaing of Desperation | 08.07.2012 | Clo Jordan

[Prov1322]

J.J. --

On August 22nd, President Obama is getting together with some of his basketball heroes: Michael Jordan, Carmelo Anthony, Sheryl Swoopes, Alonzo Mourning, and Patrick Ewing, just to name a few.

Wait, did, you catch that? MICHAEL JORDAN.

The President wants to share this dream moment with some of his grassroots supporters. You could be there.

And even if basketball's not your thing, you probably have a friend or loved one who's got enough game for the both of you.

Just give $3 or whatever you can today, and you'll be automatically entered for the chance for you and a guest to join them for dinner, and on the court, at the Obama Classic.

Just think about that kid or friend who'd love nothing more than to shoot hoops with some of these stars, while you cheer them on from a courtside seat.

Step up and take your shot at making the team with President Obama and some of basketball's greatest legends:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Obama-Classic

Good luck,

Clo

Clo Ewing Obama for America

[Prov1322]

I love the sound of desperation in their emails!

And, yes, the email header from "Clo Ewing" does say "Michael freaking Jordan"

[BipolarBob]

They are desperate. I’m waiting for the “You can donate voluntarily NOW or I’ll just take it later” campaign.

[Jonty30]

Obama Classic?

Seriously?

[surroundedbyblue]

What a joke. So basically, the President is selling raffle tickets to raise campaign funds???

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[Realman30]

Jordan is famous for saying, "Republicans buy tennis shoes too!"

Is he sure he wants to go there?

[cripplecreek]

LOL

[Izzy Dunne]

So, who is “Clo Ewing” in your comment, and who is “Clo Jordan” in the byline?

[mrsmel]

Raffling off the presidency. This really shows just how he looks at this office.

[Prov1322]

Ahhh...I was so excited to enter this little raffle that I had a brain-freeze and put Jordan in the by-line. The email is "signed" by a "Clo Ewing". That's all I can tell ya.

Now back to packing my suitcases and counting the days until I receive my call to attend the Obama Classic...!

;>D

[ItsOurTimeNow]

I’m waiting for the smarmy game-show host voice-over...”Plus if you act now, we’ll enter you in our new Super Bammy Supper event raffle! Fabulous cash and prizes can be yours today! But wait...we’re not done yet...if you pledge within the next 15 minutes, we’ll...”

[Vendome]

[Huskrrrr]

DONATE...OR ELSE!

[Busko]

This is why this clown needs removed he is out of control, all he can think of is his own greed. This is why I don’t give a rat’s ass about pro athletes who are dumber than the day is long.

[Future Snake Eater]

No, this is different. This president is black...so...there ya go...

[listenhillary]

If you read the fine print on his email, you can be entered in the pool to win dinner with Obama without donating.

It really is a lottery.

I can’t wait to see him raffle off $100K jobs if re-elected.

[Armando Guerra]

Hey Michael, YOU DIDN’T WIN THAT!

[baddog 219]

[Jack Hydrazine]

I’m waiting for the smarmy game-show host voice-over...”Plus if you act now, we’ll enter you in our new Super Bammy Supper event raffle! Fabulous cash and prizes can be yours today! But wait...we’re not done yet...if you pledge within the next 15 minutes, we’ll...”

“throw in a free matching set of Ginsu knives!”

Where is Crazy Eddie and Ron Popeil when Obama needs them the most?

[ItsOurTimeNow]

LOL...or Sally Struthers’ weepy shaly voice-over. “Please...for just $3 a week...the price of a cup of homosexual-tolerant Starbucks coffe...you can help this poor, skinny, helpless and effeminate man achieve his dreams. Won’t you act now? Look deep into your heart..**sniff**”

[liberalh8ter]

How long until Michelle Obama starts selling little bowls of Mac and Cheese for $3.00 a pop? Get that wookie a Obama Campaign lunch truck!

[Jack Hydrazine]

This researcher, Peter Lavenda, is of the opinion that Hitler survived WWII and eventually settled in a very remote part of Indonesia. He died in 1970 and was buried in Surabaya and visits his grave in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BegchXuiL9A

Radio interview of Lavenda about his new book, “Ratline” and Hitler surviving.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jxb2CeK8SA

The Pope, Eichmann and the Nazi ‘Ratlines’
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/juliankossoff/100030163/the-pope-eichmann-and-the-nazi-ratlines/

Richard Hoagland is of the opinion that the Nazis infiltrated the Freemason organizations in America.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEcfohz8xE

Holocaust survivor, Kitty Werthman, discusses similarities between Hitler’s regime and the Obama administration in this radio interview.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuv4qbNnQD8
She discusses the rise of Hitler in Germany and the Socialization of America.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAvMHWhdEUU

Joseph P. Farrell is of the opinion that the Roswell Crash in 1947 was a downed Nazi anti-gravity aircraft.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLOiyGoQtUA

[GSWarrior]

In a pick-up game of hoops, Obama would be the guy who would call every little thing as a violation, every slightest contact as a foul.

If you've ever played pick-up basketball at the Y you know what I'm talking about.

[TurboZamboni]

At least Jordan gambles huge amounts with his money.
Obama gambles and loses huge amounts with ours.

[fso301]

I wonder how much Michael is wagering?

[Prov1322]

Mac and Cheese...are you kiddin' me...this is Moochelle we're talking about here.

She was busy pimpin' the little dinner with the sluts (MY word) of NYC back in June...

J.J. --

Barack is so grateful to everyone who's got his back out there -- he'd sit down with each of you and thank you personally if he could.

So I know he's looking forward to the dinner at Sarah Jessica Parker's house next week in New York, and meeting a few grassroots supporters like you.

Any donation you make before midnight to support Barack automatically enters you to join us -- airfare and hotel included -- along with whoever you'd like to bring:

https://donate.barackobama.com/A-New-York-Night

Whether you choose to enter or not, thank you so much for all you're doing out there.

- Michelle

[Himyar]

They are definitely desperate. I keep getting stuff from them. I've NEVER gotten anything from the DNC or any democrat. My first complete sentence was “I like Ike”. The chances of me sending money to a dem is zero. Now, what to do with all the pictures of Obama I'm accumulating?

[Jack Hydrazine]

Oops! Wrong thread!

[jimmango]

BO, the “Raffle” president.

[TigersEye]

Apparently there is air in his head as well as his shoes.

[commonguymd]

Gee Jordan. I guess running a team to the worst record in the history of the NBA wasn’t good enough. Now you want to alienate more of your potential customer base by stepping into the political realm with Obama. Welfare folks don’t spend money on going to the arena unless given a ticket by a wage earner. Good luck with alllll that.

[Prov1322]

BO, the “Raffle” president.

Makes sense since this is The One who has been "lucky in life's lottery (to quote little Dickie Gephardt)" from a young age. He has not ACHIEVED a thing on his own.

Otherwise we would see his school records plastered all over creation, touting how much of a genius he was...instead of the Affirmative Action pass-through and screw-up that he actually is.

[Doomonyou]

Be like Mike!

[xrmusn]

Although I realize that in his own mind he is NOT a mere mortal, I thought it was established a few years ago that one needed a Lottery License to run a lottery.

This was brought up a few years back when a guy couldn’t get his price for a house he was trying to sell so he started to raffle it off and they couldn’t print the tickets fast enough.
Of course one (may) wants a $100,000 home for a $1 lottery ticket.

Turned out he was breaking the law (guess ‘they’ didn’t know how to get the maximum taxes out of the wretch).

[mrsmel]

This is why I don’t give a rat’s ass about pro athletes who are dumber than the day is long.

I agree, and neither do I. They are often not only dumb, but criminal (the college ones too). It's too bad that people who couldn't pass an 8th grade class and acquire rap sheets longer than their arms are given "full ride" scholarships because they can throw a ball around. Part of our "bread and circuses" culture, and it will lead to the same end as it did for the Roman Empire.

[sbMKE]

A relative sent his son to a Michael Jordan basketball camp. Jordan, the “gym rat” was never around because he was mostly outside chain smoking.

The guy is a total washed up has been. Jordan too.

[shotdog]

Thanks for the thoracic-quaking laugh. That’s a keeper. sd