[Mr. K]

"I have become convinced that if you put a compass in the hands of a liberal, it will point south."

I think it will point any direction they feel like it should point at that moment

[X-spurt]

Actually even libs can not effect Mother Nature, instead the liberals would rearrange the face on the compass to make it appear to be pointing South.

[tweakDU]

I saw that compass - it points “forward”.