The NOT Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Thursday, July 5, 2012

The EiB Network ^ | 07/05/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[altura]

Oh, please, no. Not the Hermanoid. Brings back bad, bad memories here in never, never land.

[advertising guy]

Ben Franklin has 13 illegitimate chillens...it could be argued Ben was the father of our nation

[Clint N. Suhks]

f(x)= {x^3 - 2x, x<=2
x + 2, x> 2

find f’(2)

[Clint N. Suhks]

Find the derivative

(t^5 – 4)(6t^2 – 3t – 5)

[CSM]

Darn, I almost missed WW. That said, if any state nullifies Obamacare, it is temporary. It will only last until the political winds change in that state....

Lady Libery weeps.

[advertising guy]

that’s easy...the derivative is the mother in law

[rightwingintelligentsia]

42

[CSM]

If everyone lived by the guidelines espoused by my tag line, we would not have a “need” for unemployment ins.

[Clint N. Suhks]

You get 3% partial credit.

[Clint N. Suhks]

My MIL is obtuse.

[skinkinthegrass]

"Ben Franklin has 13 illegitimate chillens"(imho :) Ben Franklin; was a piker...(iirc) Emperor Chin (1st dynasty) had a reputation
many many more bastards, almost 1 : 200,000 could claim some lineage in Red China
Wilt Chamberlain would've been jealous.

[CSM]

I can hardly wait for 7 minutes....Mr. Sowell will be awesome! I wish I could have a beer with either of these greats!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

It was an obscure literary reference.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/history/42-the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything-2205734.html

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I bet he got a lot of cards and neckties on Father’s Day.

[Clint N. Suhks]

http://townhall.com/columnists/thomassowell/

[advertising guy]

..............Garry Owens....................

[Clint N. Suhks]

=42t^6-18t^5-25y^4-48t+12

:-O

[skinkinthegrass]

*head/mind spinning*
d@mn! (recreational :) math games.
#42; is the penultimate answer to all things.

[American Quilter]

Walter Williams and Thomas Sowell—the economic Dream Team.

[skinkinthegrass]

.. not mention the oceans of “aftershave”. ;-)