Posted on 06/27/2012 10:21:01 AM PDT by smoothsailing
June 27, 2012
Katrina Trinko
The pundits may as well declare this election over: Nearly two-thirds of Americans think Barack Obama would do better at handling an alien invasion than Mitt Romney, according to a poll commissioned by National Geographic.
Romney would handle an alien invasion by declaring that the Mormon self proclaimed prophet Joseph Smith was correct when he said there was no question the moon was inhabited.
"Who can tell us of the inhabitants of this little planet that shines of an evening, called the moon? When we view its face we may see what is termed "the man in the moon," and what some philosophers declare are the shadows of mountains. But these sayings are very vague, and amount to nothing; and when you inquire about the inhabitants of that sphere you find that the most learned are as ignorant in regard to them as the most ignorant of their fellows. So it is with regard to the inhabitants of the sun. Do you think it is inhabited? I rather think it is. Do you think there is any life there? No question of it; it was not made in vain. It was made to give light to those who dwell upon it, and to other planets; and so will this earth when it is celestialized" (Journal of Discourses 13:271).
We're doomed either way we go.
Repel aliens, vote Virgil Goode.
Barry has a way with aliens.....he’d probably invite them to vote in the next election.
“...according to a poll commissioned by National Geographic. “
You should see the results from Highlights Magazine.
Aha, a total of 41%, there's Obama's voter base.
Of course he would, he *is* a Vulcan, after all.
“Nearly two-thirds of Americans think Barack Obama would do better at handling an alien invasion than Mitt Romney”
They may have a point. Once the aliens catch wind of Obama’s politics they may leave in an instant.
National Geographic? Now THERE’S a real, right-leaning outfit. /s
Alien invastion? He’ll just give them amnesty and food stamps.
"I'm ecstatically overwhelmed"
Stuff and Nonsense.
We have Far more to fear from Nazis from the dark side of the Moon and Palin is the only one who can save us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc&feature=player_embedded
I thought Obarry was leading the alien invasion?!? Oh, you mean the ones from space. Yeah ... we’d be doomed.
Not true.
Romney likely has a family member who did his Mission on their planet...
Nah. Virgil would join the Alien Party and run for president under its banner.
Yeah, see, they mean us no harm. After all, the title of the book they left is “To Serve Man”.
Aha, a total of 41%, there's Obama's voter base.
What do you expect from the Obama Zombies?
Heck, real Americans know the answer. It's Commander USA!
The nutjobs who answer National Geographic Polls are so divorced from the political realities of the day that they probably thought “alien” referred to Alien species.
I’m beginnig to think Liberal Obamna Supporters are Alien Species!!
“To Serve Man”.
As in: Be sure to remove head to avoid getting a grey goo explosion.
Elsie, this thread is for you! Planet Kolob?
Obama IS an alien invasion.
Maybe they meant that Obama would be better at handling an alien invasion as in leading it. You know, leading the invaders into America and helping the aliens destroy us?
That’s what I believe and in that instance they would be right. Obama would be better at leading and helping alien invaders. They share the same goal, destroy America.
I always thought that Obama WAS the alien that invaded the White House.
Obomba would solve the problem by granting amnesty to the aliens, and signing them up as voters.
I thought Obama as one of them... As they say, “It takes one to know one” :)
Will Smith Effect - new Men in Black movie rocks, btw...
There’s a reason why he’s married to a wookie.
Nearly two-thirds of Americans think Barack Obama would do better at handling an alien invasion.
Didn’t work for the Mexican invasion why would he do better with aliens?.
Yeah, he’d give them all amnesty and free college tuition, hoping they wouldn’t enslave us to work in the salt mines of Phobos.
Race politics has been ascendant since the first liberal hollered “Black is beautiful!”
Few acknowledge it. Most still believe (and behave as if) racism against non-whites is the problem we need to remedy.
But the only racism of any consequence today is the racism that demonizes white people and extols everyone else.
This will not end well. And if it ends the way the racists want it to, white people will be exterminated — and very few of them are doing anything to resist, delay or reverse the process.
It sounds crazy. But if one looks, it’s what one sees.
From the article: Nearly two-thirds of Americans think Barack Obama would do better at handling an alien invasion than Mitt Romney, according to a poll commissioned by National Geographic
Exactly what I was thinkin', Sof TC;
If Mitt Romney already IS the literal alien birther -- having been spirit-birthed not only beyond this country, but this world as well (as in Kolob)...then, of course, it'll make sense that the American people would place more confidence in a worldling like Obama...vs. a genuine alien Kolobian like Willard who was "sent here" to take over the world.
Horrible, Awful News for ALL SLC MORMONs!!!
"Now if any of you will deny the plurality of wives, and continue to do so, I promise that you will be damned;
and I will go still further and say, take this revelation, or any other revelation that the Lord has given,
and deny it in your feelings, and I promise that you will be damned.
Brigham Young - JoD 3:266 (July 14, 1855)
Speaking of BLACKS....
"You see some classes of the human family that are black, uncouth, uncomely, disagreeable and low in their habits, wild, and seemingly deprived of nearly all the blessings of the intelligence that is generally bestowed upon mankind.
The first man that committed the odious crime of killing one of his brethren will be cursed the longest of any one of the children of Adam. Cain slew his brother. Cain might have been killed, and that would have put a termination to that line of human beings.
This was not to be, and the Lord put a mark upon him, which is the flat nose and black skin. Trace mankind down to after the flood, and then another curse is pronounced upon the same race--that they should be the 'servant of servants', and they will be, until that curse is removed."
Brigham Young-President and second 'Prophet' of the Mormon Church, 1844-1877- Extract from Journal of Discourses.
Here are two examples from their 'other testament', the Book of Mormon.
2 Nephi 5: 21 'And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people, the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.'
Alma 3: 6 'And the skins of the Lamanites were dark, according to the mark which was set upon their fathers, which was a curse upon them because of their transgression and their rebellion against their brethren, who consisted of Nephi, Jacob and Joseph, and Sam, who were just and holy men.'
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August 27, 1954 in an address at Brigham Young University (BYU), Mormon Elder, Mark E Peterson, in speaking to a convention of teachers of religion at the college level, said:
(Rosa Parks would have probably told Petersen under which wheel of the bus he should go sit.)
1967, (then) Mormon President Ezra Taft Benson "The Communist program for revolution in America has been in progress for many years and is far advanced. First of all, we must not place the blame upon Negroes. They are merely the unfortunate group that has been selected by professional Communist agitators to be used as the primary source of cannon fodder."
We are told that on June 8, 1978, it was 'revealed' to the then president, Spencer Kimball, that people of color could now gain entry into the priesthood. According to the church, Kimball spent many long hours petitioning God, begging him to give worthy black people the priesthood. God finally relented. |
Sometime before the 'revelation' came to chief 'Prophet' Spencer Kimball in June 1978, General Authority, Bruce R McConkie had said:
"The Blacks are denied the Priesthood; under no circumstances can they hold this delegation of authority from the Almighty.
The Negroes are not equal with other races where the receipt of certain blessings are concerned, particularly the priesthood and the temple blessings that flow there from, but this inequality is not of man's origin, it is the Lord's doings."
(Mormon Doctrine, pp. 526-527).
When Mormon 'Apostle' Mark E Petersen spoke on 'Race Problems- As they affect the Church' at the BYU campus in 1954, the following was also said:
"...if the negro accepts the gospel with real, sincere faith, and is really converted, to give him the blessings of baptism and the gift of the Holy Ghost, he can and will enter the celestial kingdom. He will go there as a servant, but he will get celestial glory."
When Mormon 'Prophet' and second President of the Church, Brigham Young, spoke in 1863 the following was also said:
"Shall I tell you the law of God in regard to the African race? If the white man who belongs to the chosen seed mixes his blood with the seed of Cain, the penalty, under the law of God is death on the spot. This will always be so."
(Journal of Discourses, Vo. 10, p. 110)
Yeah; Native Americans are althroughout the Book of MORMON; too.
“I saw a striking contrast in the progress of the Indian people today ... they are fast becoming a white and delightsome people.... For years they have been growing delightsome, and they are now becoming white and delightsome, as they were promised.... The children in the home placement program in Utah are often lighter than their brothers and sisters in the hogans on the reservation.
At one meeting a father and mother and their sixteen-year-old daughter were present, the little member girl-sixteen-sitting between the dark father and mother, and it was evident she was several shades lighter than her parents—on the same reservation, in the same hogan, subject to the same sun and wind and weather.... These young members of the Church are changing to whiteness and to delightsomeness.
One white elder jokingly said that he and his companion were donating blood regularly to the hospital in the hope that the process might be accelerated.
(Improvement Era, December 1960, pp.922-23). (p. 209)
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