What Does Obama's 'Marriage Equality' Mean for Bisexuals?

Townhall.com ^ | June 27, 2012 | Terry Jeffrey

[UCANSEE2]

“What Does Obama’s ‘Marriage Equality’ Mean for Bisexuals?”

That they can marry themselves ?

[SERKIT]

Great question. When they dance, which one of the three leads?

[UCANSEE2]

Consider the possibilities: you could establish a “communal marriage” for a really BIG group of people, and obtain legal marital status for all of the members of your baseball team, your high school graduation class, your computer firm, or your fire department.

Well, they couldn't be forced to testify against you in a court of law.

That is, if we still have a court of law.

[SERKIT]

As he seeks to remove God as the ultimate source of our law, with whom will Obama replace Him?

GREAT LINE!!!!!

[Kaslin]

Single woman marries herself

And this one just happened in March

Nadine Schweigert, North Dakota Woman, 'Marries Herself,' Opens Up About Self-Marriage

[manforallseasons]

Yes. The Mafia could “persuade” dozens of potential witnesses to join in a very large communal marriage, lest they be compelled to testify against one of their “spouses.”

[ansel12]

We may not have to worry about Obama and polygamy, Christians might get a Mormon Bishop to protect traditional marriage, it has been at least 65 years since Mitt’s last polygamy practicing great grandmother died.

[subterfuge]

I think it was Sam Kinison that said there are no bisexual men. He said “if a man performs fellatio he's queer. Period.”

He didn't say it that nicely though as I recall.

[UCANSEE2]

Yes. The Mafia could “persuade” dozens of potential witnesses to join in a very large communal marriage, lest they be compelled to testify against one of their “spouses.”

[UCANSEE2]

So... if you marry yourself, does that mean you are gay ?